This guy has been my own personal textbook example for one whose hypnotic cadence and sickly slow soothing singsong speech truly earns him Kolobian status.

Look at around 4:25 in this attached link. He looks like he could almost pass for ol' Joe and his seer stone. All he needs is a good hat! The frame at 4:25 really needs to be uploaded to Salamander Society...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnAYI8ZedaU&list=PLD804FEED6FC144AE&index=19

Ha ha...love it!

OMFG! I bet his ferret was squirming for days after that.

Pool little fella.

Super creepy.

ROTFLMFAO at him holding that pebble. But my word his speech cadence is sheer torture to listen to!

Look at the little pic in the icon up in the right hand corner for the suggested videos....it has the frame of him with the rock in front of his eye. So funny.

Wow, better than a lullaby. His other eye spinning in the socket while he had the pebble in front of the other was amusing.

These aren't the droids we're looking for. Move along.

ICBIJWTGASIDKWTLOC:


I can't believe I just witnessed this Gawd Awful speech. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Prolly better to laugh.

ROFLMAO

He does talk like warren Jeff's!! Some body ough to do a YouTube comparison of them both, that would be a great way to show the hypnotic cadence, TBM are always ready to believe that other lost souls do this cap to their followers, they would watch warren Jeff's speaking and go yeah, I see how hypnotic he talks, and e gets his followers to do crazy things, then, flip to RGS for the realization moment.

Title the link as only warren Jeff's stuff so they aren't afraid to click on it



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That's right, if we ignore the problems in our lives and in our church, they really aren't that big. I do this all the time. Right now I am ignoring some guy who is carrying out my television set from my house.

I like your attitude! Now what was your address again?

It is so liberating to know that this a$$hole and his like have no power over me. I've never put any stock in anything I've ever heard from a GA....and I never really feared reprisals from the church since I went inactive in '71....but now...being a non-mo is so cool and at the same time disturbing just knowing that millions of gullible fools hang on every word they say...

Ron Burr



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If you listen with headphones and turn up the volume... you may actually hear some snoring from afar.

Brilliant, katuwiran!!!!


I hear it too, at 3:30!!!!


ROFLMAO!!!

This guy didn't get any better with time; just look at some of his more recent work. This was the conference before his Kolobian prayers were answered and he was called to the Quorum of the Twelve Apostates.

Where do they find these guys? He's just another in a long line of sanctimonious phonies. With all his faults, Joseph would probably have kicked most of the GAs out if he had to sit through their syrupy sermons

he's saying "I buried Paul".

And, like many of the other Big 15, this guy has actually recycled (and might cut-and-paste) parts of his past speeches to come up with the talks he (as recently as last year) gave in stake conferences, an approach that will continued to be adopted, I presume.

A TBM friend told me that RGS does it because it's because God wants to reiterate some of the "truths" that were touched upon before....

"Even to the point of using exactly the same words and phrases...or even complete paragraphs????" I asked.

There was about five seconds of silence...then she proceeded to bearing her boring, silly, not-inspiring-at-all testimony to me...