Posted by:
CTRringturnsmyfingergreen
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Date: March 19, 2013 12:15PM
It has been a long time since I've been to church or been around mormons and I'm curious about what they believe to be true about Jesus. Maybe those who have deeper insight can help me out. However, because Jesus would have taught the "full" gospel (which was later corrupted and then restored by Joe) these things must have been true:
1. He was created by a physical, carnal union. (I've heard Mormons believe God came to earth and had literal, physical sex with Mary, although why God needed to commit adultery with Joseph's wife is still a mystery. After all, God didn't see the need to intervene in person to create the greatest human ever, Mr. Joseph Smith.)
2. He would have married multiple wives in the temple, in accordance with the "full" gospel.
3. He would have had many children and been sealed to them.
4. After his resurrection he would be rejoined by his family in the Celestial Kingdom (presumably).
5. Because he's perfect he and his wife must have been made gods and are presiding over another world in the vast universe, continuing the everlasting cycle.
Is that right?