I think I might do it on Friday morning. I'm not sure yet. I'm a little worried about being caught. & I was thinking of recording it, but I would be in deep, serious trouble if I did that. What I'm going to do isn't too earth shattering, & I admit that it is a bit childish.

What are you planning to do exactly?

Let me guess: put a fiery paper bag full of dog poo on the temple steps?

What I'm going to do a very tame, childish, & not illegal, but still very offensive to TBMs.

Alchohol, nudity, full moon, fire. Always a good combo.

No, honey, that's me, tonight!

I'll be over about 9.

Are you going to water a bush at the local Mo temple?

Watch The Exorcist. When I stopped believing I found a lot of it pretty funny. When I believed in God I was terrified.

Are you going to sell your soul on craigslist?

It's ***definitely not*** illegal.

I think he/she is just using us for ideas? Right??

Filming something you don't want others to see is usually a bad idea. Have fun.

Maybe you'll get on Tosh.0

Hopefully not for a web redemption though;)

Dude... what are you going to do? I read every post twice thinking I'd missed it.

What's the dealeo?

One time I was at Deseret Industries in Salt Lake. I was in the book section and moved all the Book of Mormons to the "Mythology" section.

Holy Crap! Just tell us already.

I'm going to get all of my mom's garments out of her dresser drawers, & whip them around & throw them up in the air, while playing loud music, especially stuff that just says "FU" to the cult. If I had actual friends that lived near me, I would steal several pairs & video them doing this in a different location. But since I don't I'm going to do it all by myself, with nothing being recorded.

WTF?

You need a crash course in deviance. No pun intended...but you can dream bigger than going into your mother's drawers and dancing around with her underwear.

(I do like the loud music.) Very wild.

DT

& also I really don't feel like getting busted doing something that would be offensive out in public.

Aww, tame. But I know it's liberating though, I used my garments as dish rags at first until I realized they make really crappy dish rags. Good for nothing.

If I had some friends who lived near me, I could have orchestrated something a little more devious.

I'm so glad that I never went to the temple outside of dead dunking, & I'm especially glad that I never subjected myself to those horrible fake under clothes.

For a minute there, I thought you might have been the person I saw at the Salt Lake Airport today wearing their temple garments. Yes, the baker's hat, green apron and all! I didn't get to stay around long enough to see if they were trying to make a statement or something.

All the fuss for that?....should have kept us in suspense!
But I did use the old G's to clean my guns! Does feel good!

I keep having the urge to throw my old garments up into a tree by a chapel very early on a Sunday morning.

I just thought of something even more sacrilegious:

Sneak into a chapel somehow on a Saturday evening and stuff garments into hymnal slots, especially the bishop's.

For dramatic effect write in marker on the garments:

"Google will set you free"