Thought I'd throw this out there and let you all have fun with it!


http://mollymuses.wordpress.com/2012/04/21/mormon-flow-chart-for-your-soul/

That's funny, and the best part is that it's basically what the beliefs really are.

Guys, I'm an engineer so I know what I'm talking about when I say this. This is some complicated $#!T.

Hilarious.

It's perfectly correct as I was taught. It's important to have picked up a wiener somewhere before the end. Good luck.

You poor women used to be SOL. Now with some extra cash, some surgery and hormone treatments you too can have a wiener.

OMG! We're dying laughing here!

TG

The only problem I see is I'm pretty certain that righteous non-Mormons get into the Terrestrial Kingdom as well. Men like Ghandi and Martin Luther King would be in the Terrestrial Kingdom, not the Telestial. The liars, thieves, murderers, whores, etc., go to the Telestial Kingdom, the good non-Mormons and the less diligent Mormons go to the Terrestrial, and the diligent Mormons get into the Celestial.

Other than that, yeah, pretty much everything is correct.

I printed this and gave it to a married couple that I work with who are stalwart members of a large Christian community here. They laughed and laughed, and passed it on to others. Their German exchange student even read over and laughed about it. They had a lot of questions that came back to me from other people, and I answered them all. Basically, this flow chart shows it like it is, odd cultist things that Mormons believe, and how the hereafter is all worked out in triplicate for them. Seems unbelievable, but it's dead-on.

Oh man, this one will get shared. Cludgie, did any of your non-member co-workers share with the TBMs?



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I printed two copies, gave one to the couple and left the other prominently on my desk for about 3 weeks. I have no idea if anyone read it or not. I hoped that one of the LDS guys people who work here might see it and thumb through it.

I do have the wire diagram for choosing your religion pinned up on my cubicle, and everyone has come by and read it and laughed, even the Mormons.

One Mormon guy got peevish with me two days ago because he walked by while I was explaining City Creek Center to a co-worker here who is being transferred to Utah. I don't like to fall into pissing off good people, but I can't feel too badly if I'm just explaining something.

Just had to share this one!

What's with the line that goes "around and behind" the chart between "Spirit Prison" and "Are you a mormon" ?