Sherlock, I will use this to end unwanted Mormon "friendships", such as the VT that won't give up, the TBM neighbor who accosts me in my front yard while I'm doing yard work, the nosey TBM's that ask personal questions, and the rude Mormons who keep telling me to read the BOM.
I will remind them of the "don't associate with any apostates or apostate groups" rule, and tell them "It's for your own good. I'm only thinking of you and your salvation."
I don't even know what temple recommend question is... they're not supposed to associate with apostates? I guess that would explain why this girl hardly calls me anymore after I told her I didn't like religion...
perceptual Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pull out a 5x7 card, that on the front says: > > Heaven is right here on Earth. This is all you > need. > > (Open card) > > A beautiful woman. > > (topless pic of Erica Campbell) > > Now go and find one. > (or be one) > > Is it illegal to show adults nude pics?
Yes, probably.
My wife has something that works: "She looks at them and says: "Gosh, Elder. I bet you look real cute in your garmies!"
But I'd feel undignified if I told them: "I am from Nevada, but I'm retired now. I don't run an escort service anymore, but I can put you in touch with some good ones in Vegas....did you want to work as an escort or hire an escort? Male or Female preferred? Or both?"