Posted by:
Concrete Zipper
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Date: June 23, 2013 09:34PM
We've been wondering how the church was going to keep all those barely-legal boys out of trouble and doing missionary work when they've never been away from home before. If you thought that the current crop of missionaries is immature and prone to getting into trouble, imagine what's going to happen with these 18-year-olds.
But now we know the church's plan: they're going to stick them in chapels, doing cyber missionary work and giving the occasional tour -- and monitored all the time. The ward is now supposed to take point on missionary work, with members present at all discussions -- again, making sure the missionaries are properly chaperoned.
Thank you, PS&R Monson, for this wonderful wonderful plan that is going to backfire horribly and actually increase the church's already-soaring rate of apostasy. Want to know why it's going to backfire? I am happy to tell you because it's too late to change.
The one thing that kept so many men in the church was their mission experience. Two years of relatively independent life, with a constant companion, dedicated to church work with the missionaries themselves out on the streets and making their own plans: that's a good way to make someone loyal to a cause. As many have said before, the real goal of a mission is not to make converts for the church, but to convert the missionary. And it does a pretty good job: without the mission experience, the church would have decayed away to nothing by now.
But under this new plan, how are the missionaries going to be converted? If they're sitting in a chapel trying to proselytize on Facebook or giving tours to homeless people who wander by, how are they going to change? If local members accompany them on all their discussions, what are they going to be other than body-temperature substitutes for YouTube? Where is the planning? Where is the decision making? Where is the in-your-face opposition? Without those, the real question becomes, "Where is the by-in for the missionaries?" If they are monitored and chaperoned and shepherded through their mission experience, how will their hearts and minds be molded into the true belief needed for them to support the church for the rest of their lives?
Answer: It's not going to happen. I grant that the process didn't work very well before, but the church was probably holding onto at least 50% of the RMs. Now that percentage will plummet. The traditional missionary experience was one of the last bulwarks against a much greater outflow of youth than we are currently seeing. With that bulwark torn down and replaced with something little different than seminary or a youth conference, the only thing holding them in will be early marriage, and fewer will be going for that because they won't actually be converted to the church.
A better, though more drastic, plan would be to have both men and women go on traditional missions at 20 or 21, but only as married couples. That would encourage them to marry young, and would allow husband and wife to bond with each other and the church at the same time. You'd probably see stronger marriages and more connection to the church, plus a young married couple would probably get a better reception with non-members than two snotty and immature boys.
The big down-side of the above is that it looks extremely cult-like and would kill convert baptisms and any chance the church has of appearing mainstream and "normal". But it might give the church a fighting chance at retaining the core of its youth. Pluses and minuses.
As always, RfM will be here to tell the truth and provide emotional and spiritual first-aid to the wounded who are pouring out of the church. What was once a trickle, and is now a steady stream is about to turn into a powerful and noisy waterfall. All because the church can't do strategy to (literally) save its life.
CZ