Date: October 05, 2010 10:14PM
Me (resigned) and Wife (we haven't gone to church in years)
Me: You got two letters in the mail. One's from Jesus, and one's from America.
(Referring to the bold print visible from afar: one's from the church, one's from a credit union. I hand her her mail and walk across the room.)
A few minutes later:
Me: So what is the letter? Is it an invitation to come back to church?
Her: Nope, it's an invitation to CLEAN the church.
Me: No, really what is it?
Her: I'm serious, look.
(I scanned it: http://www.scribd.com/doc/38795446/Mormon-Church-Letter-Appointing-Members-as-Janitors