Posted by:
pewsitter
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Date: July 01, 2013 12:09AM
A long lost TBM friend called me today and during our conversation I asked him if he was still on the HC. He was released and now manages the stake addiction program. I learned some interesting things about Mormons and their addictions. The official estimate is that one third of LDS males are addicted to PORN. The fastest growing group of PORN addiction is the 8 & 9 year old LDS boys.
Why does TSCC feel the need to make such sh1t up? I suppose the typical Sacrament Meeting could have as many as 60 males in attendance and 20 of them would have their iPads on a porn site prepping to perform later after seeing their wife in her magical underwear. Many of the 8 & 9 year old boys are looking at girls instead of playing left 4 dead or some other shooting them up war game on their iPods. Such a Christian ideal of love. I'm sure all the women feel safe knowing the men are watching porn instead of lusting after the females in their moo moo's.
I wonder if all this LDS addiction to PORN is just a group thing where each lds leader needs to hear X number sexual confessions. I remember sensing the Bishop or SP always seemed disappointed if I did not have some kind of sexual problem that needed their help. What would bishops and sp's do if there was no sin to confess for anything sexual one did or did not do?
I never hear about addiction to PORN unless a Mormon or some other religious nut is talking about it. Perhaps the mythical Satan has these PORNO folks in his power because they did not keep their promises made this day before these witness.
Please knock three times and the women in the room will cover their faces and bow their heads. That will do.
Does anyone have a copy of the movie Debbie Does Dallas or Behind The Green Day I can watch? They are Classics and I have never seen either one of them.