10. Cult approved underwear 9. Fasting the first Sunday of each month 8. No caffi...er...hot drinks 7. Can't have a civil marriage, then get sealed a few days later 6. No beer or wine, even though it is proscribed in D&C 89 5. No sex before marriage 4. Dressing "modestly" (Mormons don't know what modest means) 3. HT and VT 2. Missions 1. Tithing is required to gain access to the temple and celestial glory. So I buy my way into heaven?
1.) no R rated movies 2.) no sex outside of marriage 3.) wearing garments (ever really) all the time 4.) home/visiting teaching every month 5.) every member a missionary 6.) never having alcohol 7.) expecting kids to serve missions for 2 years 8.) women must bow to the penishood 9.) only marry in a building where you have to pay to get there 10.) the crappiest and most destructive though is their rules for LGBT members, that anything is wrong with them.
1. Green jello is good. Green tea is evil. 2. One earlobe piercing is good. Two are evil. Unless you're a boy. Then one is evil, too. 3. Marrying a virtual stranger and having children when you're 18 and broke is good; having a mature, committed relationship with a responsible adult without getting married is evil. 4. Reading books that condone slavery, misogyny, homophobia, and genocide is good. Reading books that question those books is evil. 5. Overlooking past church wrongdoing because leaders are fallible is good. Questioning church leaders is evil. 6. Words that are racist, homophobic, misogynistic, and judgmental are good. Words that have four letters are evil. 7. Spending time with your family is good. Failing to spend all of your time at church meetings so you can spend time with your family is evil. 8. Sitting around eating crap food on a Sunday afternoon is good. Taking your family for an active, outdoor outing on a Sunday afternoon is evil. 9. Telling the world how being rich and successful is proof that god thinks you are better than everyone else is good. Showing three inches of skin on your shoulder is immodest, and therefore evil. 10. Blind obedience is good. Thinking is bad.