Posted by:
Rubicon
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Date: January 28, 2011 11:23AM
I'm the type of person if you start to annoy me, I'm going to ruffle your feathers because 1) I want to get rid of you and 2) I love to see the reaction.
One of my Mormon friends was trying to scare me back to church saying they really would hate to see me held back by turning my back on God. My reply was I knew God very well. I said my main eternal goal was to have sex with God because I heard she was really hot.
Man. The look on the dude's face was priceless and he got so angry I thought he was going to punch me in the face. He was like a Muslim going off. Steam came out of his ears and I haven't heard from him since. Mission accomplished!