Posted by:
esias
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Date: August 06, 2013 04:33AM
Feeling left out? Nobody bothering to cut your grass or collect your shopping? Not getting your fair share of shunning? Business partners sought for a new ex-Mormon website where ex-Mormons can ring or order on-line various varieties of over-sweet cookies to be left on the doorstep, a trim of the lawn, or just to order up two shady men-in-black characters who will invade your doorstep and pretend to know nothing bout Morg history.
Feel left out no longer! Get your fair share of shunning! Let's allow capitalism to cure this grotesque lack of equality on the cookies front! You too can be made to feel worthless at family gatherings! We'll call it www.where's-my-friggin'-cookies.com
Mormonism: you know it makes sense.