Posted by:
lucky
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Date: August 14, 2013 03:56AM
DYING was the only allowable health concern that justified not completing a full time mission when I went out.
and a missionary would be expected to not miss a beat (besides that of their mortal heart) in getting back to work as a missionary as they arrived in the spirit world, obviously to carry on with MORmON Jesus' (Joe Smith's Penis) great work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsakhmRzow8My parent's were very disappointed that I had not died in the attempt to complete my mission because I came home 6 weeks early due to illness. That's what happens when those damn non member doctors get involved!