the one she married after my parents got divorced (because my dad decided to leave the church) and she needed a worthy 'priesthood leader' according to the church. So here is the add for the worthy man to replace my heathen father.
'I wear a tie and a suit every day, volunteer my time with the youth and scouts program, I never miss a single day of work, in fact, it will be hard for you to find fault with anything I do, because I am really a wolf in sheeps clothing, so image is everything. I am a child molester, and I am a mormom.'