So the spirits of the United States founding fathers just did not attend the LDS temple initiation ceremony, their bodies were in the ground and their spiritual wives were serving refreshments to the heavenly host/hostess.
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What the actual
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Well, we always allowed nude shopping. We were never ordered by our overlords and kings to wear shirts or shoes.
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I find it very odd that Mormonism teaches that you must be married before the “consummation”. It’s rather stupid to get married after a day or two, because if you are not married before having sexual relationships, something bad may happen? It’s better to get married by an Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas than to have sexual relations? Stupid
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Not exactly sure why someone would “hide” a gun. Maybe they are paranoid about someone taking it away? If I was on a normal business trip or vacation, I’d absolutely not hide it, or proclaim it. (Unless on an airplane) The need for firearms has decreased, however some people have found great solace in knowing that they have it to do great things. John Wayne is dead. He wasn’t stabbed
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Last one that I saw, was Orrin Hatch and Donald Trump praising the Prophet, and he couldn’t respond, just grabbing the arm of his buddy, and didn’t answer a question. Maybe he was too consumed about his 2nd wife, he couldn’t answer any questions, or something else. The Prophets sent all the PPE to China, all by themselves, without any help at all from the military. The dear supreme le
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Last I heard, the Mormons are sending PPE to Texas and not Iran or Palestine. They may have sent PPE to to Iraq or Afghanistan, however you can’t hold a press conference with the polygamy Prophets in (choose your country). China sent a thank you letter to Mormon Polygamy Prophets and said “ Wow! Thanks for that and your announcement of the Mormon Temple in China”
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Apparently the religious organization sent PPE to China , and announced the Beijing temple without military assistance? Maybe a press conference was held in a secret location?
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Deseret News article about the Prophets sending aid to China and the announcement of the China temple.
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The magic wand of the prophets sends aid to China and gives a mighty something to the Palestinians and Russians. So wonderful and amazing
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The Beijing Temple was announced, yet no Moscow temple? Such a sweet and beautiful proclamation for the Chinese members in India and Pakistan, and the Prophets will send aid to Iran soon.
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Apparently, the commander (Prophet) has sent aid to China. Such a sweet dear loving thing to do.
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As a child, it was normal to see racks in the back of pickup trucks for rifles. My last experiences with a Mormon with a gun was very odd. Apparently they had to bring a gun and and display it and proclaim something like “WOW. I have a gun” (everything legal of course) I don’t know why they went out of their way to show me that they carry a firearm in their trunk of their vehicle (he on a
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Charles Nelson Reilly is elderolddog in cognito.
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Apparently it’s only movies, and please make sure that you bring a lock and key to the House of the Lord
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We may never know the value of the diamonds, because it was a beautiful gift from the book keeper in heaven. At the very least, it was not a Maserati from a car dealer in wherever.
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Throat slashing and disbowlement never was a gesture of good will or happiness. “My spelling is off, just gesture slashing your throat and all of that, and after you have promised to cut your belly open and have your guts splashed, go and get married, and eat at Chuck-O-Rama”
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Heavenly mothers.
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Are you having any problems with masturbation?
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So many have given everything, so each new generation started with ZERO, because their parents gave everything?
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They didn’t commit a sin. They are homosexual.
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Hi all ! My sister recently lost both of her adult children. I’m not sure what is appropriate to say or do on Mother’s Day. I was thinking about sending flowers (I live many miles away).
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Is Mormonism more communist or socialist.
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OK!
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Hopefully ElderOldCanine can possibly post the “Knock 3 times” music video. I’ve exposed myself by asking.
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Apparently my mother in heaven has lots of sister wives ?
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My guess is that its closer to communism than socialism. Also, as Prophet Ezra Taft Benson sang, “I am a Mormon boy”.
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JJ about 3 weeks ago. Horns or antlers are beginning to grow. The implant only works if you wear a tin foil hat.
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I appreciate everyone’s comments on this forum, and I did post some unsavory things, and was banned on several occasions, hence the new name. All is well and I appreciate you guys!
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