So that's why it is only 28 days. Stupid February.
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If dark skinned people turn white when they live the Gospel of Joe, why don't light skinned people turn dark when they follow the adversary? I wonder if Mitt knows.
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Yeah, February seems to be the most boring month out of the year.
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They need to learn how to speak English!!!
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All one has to do is listen to the podcast of him with Dehlin. After listening to it I had a great amount of admiration for him.
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I recently started going back to school so I haven't been able to check out RfM lately. Anything exciting happen lately?
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Is it a Mormon thing to wear matching outfits for family pictures? Because that's pretty lame.
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BORING!
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They sign each others recommend while playing poker and smoking cigars in the holy of holies room.
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He looks constipated.
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Oh, and are we talking poor like incomes below $70k a year? Because anything less than that ain't going to cut it with God's hedge fund.
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Show me an honest tithe from a poor person and I'll show you a good mormon!
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Straight up this is bullsh*t. Where are my cookies? Where are my brownies? Damn cult members!
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Did Jesus request this executive summary?
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Looks like my name is still on the elder's quorum list. Just got an email from some dude claiming to be the new elder's quorum president in the local ward, letting everyone know about some reactivation gimmick called the Christmas blitz. The last guy who fancied himself a "president" knew not to bother with me. Apparently they are going to be bringing cookies on Sunday to people on a
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That's funny.
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Just received an email regarding tithing settlement. Why would they even bother? I didn't get one this year. There must have been a shortage of tithing slips this year. Corporate headquarters must not be happy. I expect their goons to come by any time now and shake me down. What a joke. I was tempted to send a disparaging email back but just said thanks, but no thanks. Maybe I should writ
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n/t
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There are quite a few dual citizens in congress. I'll let you guess the country.
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This is exactly right.
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I've found that it is always easy to get people to leave my doorstep when I zip down my fly and start pissing on their shoes.
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At least they aren't putting pictures of horny ol' Joe on them.
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That right there is what we like to call messed up. Shame on your family.
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Trolls are like cockroaches lying on their back. You want to get rid of them but you also enjoy watching them struggle to turn over. (Or maybe I'm just a sick, twisted bastard.)
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Or a flying monkey sent out of Monson's ass?
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I was circumcised. I don't remember if I felt pain or not. I also don't hate my parents for doing it.
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Anyone live on the SE side?
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Bednar, have you been drinking again?
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I wish someone would love bomb me like that.
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It is also illegal for a Jew to marry a non-Jew in Israel.
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