WTF!
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Any "Zombie" movie fits perfectly. A bunch of mindless, emotionless people are trying to find people who are not like them, and convert them into zombies too. Their thirst to do this is so strong they will resort to any means possible to do this. The zombies are easily defeated when alive people out number them, but when the zombies attack in mass the alive person gets worn down, and
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Hey Mosiah, I didn't make it long enough to get a Temple name. If I die before you can I use yours at the veil? I already know how to do the handshakes...
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mateo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes, zoo sex. I imagine jaws would have been > dropping if everyone hadn't been trying to show > proper respect to the HC. There were other creepy > items on the list, but I can't remember what they > were. I got the impression that he'd just googled > a list and was committed to getting through it.
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If it ever happens again, let him see the whole thing. If he gets too sad show him your boobs. He'll cheer up fast, and with no church to hold him back......
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Timothy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Difference is I told my folks at seventeen that > while they could make me go to church, they could > never make me believe. > > I left home soon afterward. Struggled for a while > then ended up in the service (USAF). Not > recommending it, just sayin' it was a great move > for me. I've owne
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Testimony Bingo is a great idea! I wish I could have thought of it those many years ago...
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Lordy Begordy! What the hell kind of organization was I a part of? With every story I read here, I become more and more embarassed I ever was a member. Welcome to the RFM board MollieNomore
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We had quite a few Mollies, with a buttload of kids under the age of 7, that they couldn't quite handle. I used to love watching all the shananagans their kids where up to, and watch their mom slowly lose her mind. Usually the 1st talk was given by a young adult or newbee, and we would count how many nonsense noises they used as they sprinted through their talk "um, uh, mmm, aaah".
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Thanks for posting your story! I can tell from your questions at the bottom that you are still trying to shake all the "mormon" out of your mind. Keep shaking, it will come out. Let me help you on your way. One of your issues was you would not be listed as the one who gave your son his priesthood authority. Let me word it a different way for you. I won't be the one who lied to m
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When one of my Nephews was just learning to talk, he struggled with his S's. He also did not sit reverently very well, so his mother regularly told him to "sit" in a stern voice. During the passing of the Sacrement he decided to mimic his mom and pointed his finger and sternly yelled "SHIT.....SHIT". An 8 year old in the pew behind him swung his head to look at his mom and
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goldenrule Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That reminds me of that scene in Singles Ward 2 > where some guy gets hit in the head with a slice > of cheese and says "I can understand Cheerios but > cheese man?" > > "Singles Ward 2" is this a movie?
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It's a mid life crisis. Go buy a convertable or something. You don't mention if you ENJOY having sex with your wife. If you do, why do you think another woman will be better? What if you do cheat, and the woman just lays there, and you have that guilt, and didn't even enjoy it? If you don't enjoy your wife, what if its you? What have you done to improve your game? What new things have
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How did she answer the question about "hanging with apostates"?
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Quite a Horror story! Your story will help some younger posters who are trying to decide if they should hide their nonbeliefs or not. I'm ready for part 2.
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Don't invite them over. My TBM family used to try this kind of crap on me, when we were all at my parents house for a family get together. When this stuff starts, excuse yourself politely and leave. When I do have TBMs over I make sure and invite nomos too. The TBMs will act more normal to hide their "crazy" from them. Also, to be a good host I need to offer everyone a beverage,
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Of couse here is the obvious answer, but I fear anyone who would use this argument won't understand. If Joseph Smith is not a true profit, how can the organization he established be true? If Brigham Young was corrupt, how can anything he touched not be corrupted?
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I think you are waisting your time with anyone who would use this argument, but you could bring up the problems tscc has right now. No accountability for Tithing funds. bad investment in life insurance. Prop 8. Gods shopping mall. DNA. No artifacts from BOM. Changes in endowments. Changes to BOM. BOA. Unsold Condos. White and Delightsome perverted questions from Bishop. If all
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Scripture study taught me how to sleep sitting up with my eyes open.
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Art Vandalay McLovin
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truthseeker Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That handshake has saved me from more than one > alien abduction. Holy crap! while I was typing my response you put yours about Aliens at the same time. Spooky! We must have know each other in the Pre-existence!
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Ask her for clarification on "mostly normal". Is that a 60/40 split? or 90/10? or what? Mostly is a pretty vague term, and kind of weird usage here. Can something be mostly normal? Can you be mostly pregnant? If you have a normal life, but one huge abnormal thing happens you, like being abducted by aliens, can you still call your life normal?
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Grandmother (reading a letter Navie sent his family): My dear family, guess what. Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a b
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I had to drive 20 miles up the road to the chapel every morning before school to have my Seminary. I would just roll out of bed and come in in sweats, then stop by the house and clean up before school. I remember sleeping being a common activity in the class. Another kid and I got lectured for drawing moustaches, Devil horns, and blacking out teeth on all the religious figures in out handbooks
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I've seen it. Not the best acting, but I think they treated things as honestly as possible. It was framed around a silly kinda love story between a mo and girl on the wagon train. You can stream it on Netflix.
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Christmas standards, performed by the Rat Pack, and Bing Crosby, are a must for Christmas! Year round you will find Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Cream, and Hendrix in my cd player.
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Boxer Briefs are best for me. Boxers are ok, but they ride up some. Briefs and tighty whities make you look like a tool!
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Personally I hope the "meetups" with TBMs become more brief. But if you want longer convos here are a few suggestions to make the TBM more comfortable; 1. Maybe it's your breath, try a tic-tac. 2. different cologne(see above). 3. BYU Football season tickets, insures they will be your friend for 3 hours, on 6 saturdays. 4. Initiante the "sure sign of the nail" with the h
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derrida Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Then one of them got all > teary and asked if he could hug me. Jesus H. > bloody christ on a piece of bread. Fine. We > hugged. They left. > > After the hug, you should have asked for a kiss, then after he refused called him a big tease!
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Next time someone asks me what a "hissy fit" is I will refer them to that thread. Who cares what a complete stranger does with their life? NFL players mention their High Schools, instead of saying their College for the 80th time, all the time. I can even remember one (possibly Ochocincho) saying his junior high. It doen't mean they are ashamed of their College(hopefully Keisel is).
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