Hey guys, I normally post stuff like this on r/exmoteens (subreddit) but the iPad I use had it's password switched and my computer (that I'm posting from) doesn't respond to reddit. Anyway, I'm gonna be 15 in two weeks from today, and my parents are telling me that I need to have my next 5ish years planned. I do, but I act like I don't just because I want to avoid my mission discussions as mu
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In my typical mormon household, we start off a meal with a prayer. How do normal people do it?
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Lmao what if you twisted it so that they ended up doing it at the bishops office?
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lmfao
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Dave, I emailed you. Can u please take a look? Thanks, Hujo2
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Guys, what are your favorite mormon jokes? (These are supposed to be derogatory to mormons) Mine are: 1. Two Utah mountain lions were hunting together, one was skinny and the other was fat. They both ate the same amount of people. The fat mountain lion decided to help out the skinny one get more nutrition. They found a hiker, and the skinny one jumped out and scared the hiking mormon, and
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Incorrect, soy boy is a guy who lacks masculine traits. And, facts don't care about your feelings is 100% true. Call me a chode if you wish, but thats not how we (teens) use the word chode or soy boy.
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3.75
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I'm actually pretty future oriented lol. Day trading actually isn't that naive, if you know how to do it lol. Ch*de is a d*ck wider than long, but it's compared to a soy boy. Covid in my opinion is pretty political. We'll have a vaccine soon though. Check out the vaccine news - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-vaccine-moderna-final-phase-testing/ I did look up big Pollyanna and stil
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I've obviously consulted my parents and they're cool with me staying back a year. The reason I consult you guys is because of the exemormon part of it that they can't know about.
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Getting laid is definitely a goal hahaha. More time to mess around (especially with a car ;p) Don't worry anyone who sees this, I'll USE PROTECTION I PROMISE lmao. I'm sure I can make new friends, and I don't really like my current teammates anyway. (Some are complete d*ckheads) Thanks for the advice
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(I'll start this off like a mormon talk) Hello everyone, for those of you who don't know me I'm an exmo teen that's 14 (almost 15). I live in a fairly strict mormon household and I'm about to make a huge decision. I'm the youngest in my school grade (going to be a sophomore) but with corona, I can repeat my freshman year. I would have to be homeschooled for the repeat year, but with only 4ish
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Good insights, and I promise lol
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Hello again guys, this is a timeline of the lifetime of an average mormon male. (I'm a male and IDK as much about mormon females) This is for a TBM guy, and I'll be posting one soon for an exmo, like me ;p Anyway- here it is Age 0-1. Born into Mormonism, you're just a baby so you don't know anything. Age 1-3. You're taught about the basics of Christianity in nursery, along with other bs abo
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LMFAOOOO I'm dying hahhahahaha
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I don't get that... pls explain more lol
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Hello guys, at dinner tonight, my mom said something that made me think of all the myths surrounding the supposed "Second Coming" of Christ. We were eating fish and she said "This may be one of the last fish meals you have because Revelations says 1/3 of the fish will die." Utter Bullsh*t if you ask me. Theres tons of other myths that mormon twist, for example- natural disaste
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Agreed, I love that analogy
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Yes, I'll make sure to put "Written on current events in the year 2020"
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Hello again everyone, I've had this idea for a while but it's a good one in my opinion. My exmo cousin (18 and recently escaped) and I had the idea to make a book about the trap of mormonism and how to escape. The trap would be things that they do to brainwash you from 0-adult age. He knows about escaping, and we both know about dealing with mormon family. I think there's lots of other exemormon
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Hahaha too busy
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Thank you. These are my exact core beliefs, lead your own life. I want to be the wind, and not the leaf blowing in it.
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Interesting, would you mind sending me some evidence against christianity?
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Exactly...
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Hello everyone, most of you know me and my situation. If you don't I'm almost 15 and an exemormon. Right now, I'm trying to decide which religion is correct. (Note- I'm sorta open to atheism) So far, I think I'm closest to Taoism, Agnostic, and possibly Christianity. I want to believe that Jesus was legit but theres a lot of dumb rules in Christianity. The reason I put agnostic is because I think
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Honestly I'm not making that much money right now- in the future i'll make BANK though cause I'm starting an e commerce. Honestly I'm quite confused by your solution, but I still appreciate your help. I think I'd pay it online, although in cash may be easier to just get counterfeit money. What are your other suggestions?
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Is there a way to manipulate where tithing money goes to, or just a way to make my parents think I’m paying tithing but I’m actually not?
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Thanks for the encouraging words!
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I’ll make sure I do that. I don’t think my parents would be that heartless but Mormons are Mormons... Who knows
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I honestly am just trying to become rich because that’s been my goal since I was 5. Can’t explain it, but the entrepreneurial life is for me. I’m hoping to be able to pay for my own college as well just in case. Thanks for the BYU advice as well.
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