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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 10:00AM

"Dad, did I tell you I got my mixer?"

"No, where is it?"

"I just ordered it. It should get here Wednesday."

"Good. Where did you get it."

"Amazon. Here's the best part! I've been wanting one forever, and thought I really had to save up because on the KitchenAid Web site it's listed for $500 or $600. But, I looked recently and it was on Amazon for $280."

"That's quite a difference in price!"

"Yeah, but that's not the best part. I had a $50 gift certificate to Amazon left over from Christmas from DH's mom, MIL."

"Oh! Are you going to give it to me? Thank you!"

"Nope! I used it. On my mixer. Then, when I went to order it, I noticed there was a $40 rebate, so I'm going to pay $230 from my account, but after the mail-in rebate, I'll only pay $190 towards the mixer."

"That's great."

"And guess how much money I got total for my birthday!"

"Well, let's see...............................$190?"

"Yep! Free stand mixer!!!!"

"Looks like someone was watching out for you."

"Yeah, you, Mom, brother, aunt and uncle, MIL, Amazon, and KitchenAid."

".............................................................."

"Wait, do you mean God?"

"Yes I do."

"You think God willed it so that I could have a mixer?"

"Yes. He works through people."

"............................................................"

LOL!

I couldn't believe it. AIDS orphans in Africa and Asia, and God blessed me with a stand mixer.

*Sigh*

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Posted by: Jon ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 10:04AM

Maybe that's why that missionary got shot recently - God was distracted sorting out your discounts.

I know he's your Dad, but seriously....

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 10:08AM

Okay, I know this doesn't follow your train of thought, but it reminded me of my Dad who tossed out this gem when I was 15:

"Ronnie? Just remember to marry a girl with a nice butt so you don't burn your balls on the sheets."...and don't ask me what kind of butt my Mom had.

I swear, you can't make stuff like that up.

Ron

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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 10:17AM

Ron, that is truly the most profound thing I've ever heard!

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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 10:29AM

And practical too! Ron you should have done the old man a favor, and asked Mom to stop starching the sheets...

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 10:34AM

jon1 Wrote:
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> And practical too! Ron you should have done the
> old man a favor, and asked Mom to stop starching
> the sheets...

I swear. That's exactly what he said. He also told me when I was 17 to sew all my wild oats because after I got married sex would be a thing of the past. :/

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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 11:26AM

When I proudly announced to an already married friend that I was going to get married, he said very dryly "Why,..are you tired of blowjobs?" .........I thought he was joking...

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Posted by: voltaire ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 11:17AM

"Ron, how did your dad know you had low-hangers?"

:-)

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Posted by: knotheadusc ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 12:14PM

Sounds like you and your dad have a few things in common!

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 10:10AM

Congratulations on the new mixer!

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Posted by: Mo Larkey ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 10:41AM

The ability of the MO to rationalize stuff like this drives me nuts.

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Posted by: artvandalay ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 11:02AM

I guess god must not love me or my wife, because we had to pay full price for our mixer. I could have really used those savings too. Maybe I need to pay more tithing to get a better deal.

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Posted by: voltaire ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 11:19AM

I'm so sorry for you, Maria!

(but glad you got the total deal on your mixer!)

:-)

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Posted by: European View ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 12:11PM

This kind of stuff helped get me out of the church. One particular example I remember was a long, tearful, detailed testimony by a woman of how god blessed her with a rocking chair so she could rock her baby. Apparently god really listened to this mother's prayers and a way was opened so she could have the rocker.

I found it really disturbing. What, god would give her a rocking chair but ignore the thousands of mother's who implore him for their sick or starving or otherwise endangered children?
And why was I seemingly the only person in the ward disturbed by this concept?

Did me a favour in the long run.

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Posted by: nomo moses ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 12:22PM

I attended a F&T meeting when my sister's baby was blessed. This is a way out, remote ward. Their ward basketball team had won some tournament that week and most of the meeting was thanking god that they were so blessed to be able to win. My thought was what god had something against the other church team?

How come when things go well, it is only because god blessed us but when things go bad it is because we have sinned or god wants us to grow?

Life happens. We make decisions and that causes other things to happen in our own life and those around us.

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Posted by: BadGirl ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 12:31PM

"I think God has bigger fish to fry than your stand mixer."

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 12:49PM

He's gonna need a mixer to make the batter to fry the fish.

Just sayin'...

Ron

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Posted by: bingoe4 ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 12:46PM

I was also really annoyed by these things when I was TBM. I had a medical problem and it was holding me back from my desire to join the military. People were constantly telling me that it must be god's plan and I should pray for acceptance. Then after 2 years of my finding medical experts, paying for them, and relentlessly bothering my congresswoman for help to get into the military, I was finally allowed in. People told me how blessed I was.

I didn't ever expect anything from prayer and resented it heavily when people attributed my accomplishments and the congresswoman's work to faith and prayer.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/01/2011 12:48PM by bingoe4.

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Posted by: JoD3:360 ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 01:54PM

Usually though, praying for your lost keys is to take time out from the frantic search and let your mind collect itself, and then it rememembers where to look.

Please God, don't neglect a frightened person in favor of my car keys...

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Posted by: Rebecca ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 06:01PM

with this particular heaven sent plea. I hear she's into pasta making appliances.

And gratz on the mixer. I'd love to have one of those.

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Posted by: nomo moses ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 06:30PM

I got my pro 600 from Amazon too. At the time there was a rebate from Kitchen Aid, and I got an additional $50 off by using a new Amazon credit card.

I love mine. Hope you have a lot of fun with yours.

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Posted by: GQ Cannonball ( )
Date: February 01, 2011 06:42PM

What's wrong with that? When I lose my keys, I still say, "Jesus Christ, where the f&8k are my keys?! That sounds like a prayer to me. ;)

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