Posted by:
releve
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Date: December 05, 2013 07:29PM
I think I know some reasons why the Mormon Apostates skin turns dark.
1. With 10% more income, he no longer lives on a diet of pasta and dried milk the last week of the month.
2. With more time, he has taken up walking, or running, or tennis, or golf and that indoor pallor has been replaced by a healthy tan.
3. With more time, she is actually getting 7 to 8 hours of sleep and a certain bloom has come back to her cheek. Wait, that might be more about the really good sex and less about the sleep. Anyway!
4. With more money, they took a cruise and got out of the Utah inversion.
5. With less stress and guilt, she no longer looks pale because of the constant headache she had for years.
6. With less stress and guilt, he isn't on the verge of a heart attack.
7. With more time, since they aren't cleaning the ward house, their own house is more hygienic and the cold that Johnny brought home from school didn't race through the whole family.
8. With bare shoulders, she soaked up a bit more vitamin D.
9. Without garments they discovered their own bodies and decided it was not to late to get in shape.
10. Without the cult, they embraced who they really are and stopped trying to look like the Romneys or the Huntsmans.
I'm sure that there are many more reasons. What is yours?