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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 05:38PM

https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/wild-things/new-species-tapir-found-amazon

I am sure that after careful study, it will be revealed that these new Tapirs are perfect for riding/pulling chariots. Everyone get ready to return to church, and start paying tithing again.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 05:42PM

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/dec/17/new-species-tapir-discovered
"Given its relatively small size it likely won't be long till conservationists christen it the pygmy or dwarf tapir."

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 05:53PM

True facts about the Tapir:

http://youtu.be/zJm6nDnR2SE

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Posted by: fudley ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 08:31PM

I like the part where the tapir walks under a bunch of hammocks.
Lol...chariots for minions....

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Posted by: oncewasblind ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 07:26PM

I aint payin shittt!!!

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Posted by: HangarXVIII ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 07:37PM

They would have to find much, much more than a chariot-pulling tapir to convince me to return.

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Posted by: frankie ( )
Date: December 19, 2013 01:38AM

(sarcastic) very interesting article that would put any TBM mind to rest

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: December 19, 2013 10:34AM

and went extinct after the Lamanites wiped out the Nephites. They could always say the Lamanites ate them. Makes as much sense as hooking up tapirs to chariots.

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: December 19, 2013 10:43AM

They did try that, but the archaeologist kept refuting them.

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