Posted by:
themaster
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Date: July 02, 2014 05:59PM
So I was in Utah and searched high and low for a non hamburger place to eat one night about 10 PM. I cannot believe how many hamburger joints there are in Utah and so few nice places to eat.
So I finally found this place the wife and I could sit down and eat something other than a hamburger. I think we were in Bountiful or Woods Cross (north of SLC).
Anyways we each ordered a Bud Light and the server has to see or ID. Then the manager has to come and double check our ID's to make sure we are both over 21. We have grandchildren so I know we look like we are under 21. Then we have to promise that we are both over to 21 and we both are planning on getting something to eat. I thought that was stupid but to get liquor we have to go behind the veil (curtain) and watch the bar tender mix our drinks. I guess watching liquor being mixed might turn minors into raging drunks.
We had flown in, spent all day on planes, it is late, we are tired, we want to eat and get to our hotel room and get some sleep. The place we are eating at has the worst karaoke going. They are trying so hard to get the few people in the restaurant to sing.
Guess who comes in the restaurant. Groups of Morons. All the men look like they belong to an Amish Cult. They all are wearing the same pants, shoes, white shirts and ties. All the women look like they just got off the wagon after being hit by the ugly stick multiply times. Not a speck of make up or fashion clothes on any of them. Maybe they were pulling a hand cart but I expect they were watching a movie at the big white and spacious building on the hill in Bountiful.
So we finish our food and Bud Light's and get ready to leave when this guy comes and starts begging us to sing karaoke. I tell him no and he says "but you had a beer".
I guess in Utard a single beer makes you drunk enough to sing a stupid karaoke sing. Good Grief, no wonder Utard has such stupid liquor laws and bad dressed couples.
Where is Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police when you need them along with the most interesting guy in the world.
I am going to go and drink a nice cold beer (29 degrees).