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Posted by: Quoth the Raven Nevermo ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:12PM

Oh, right, not, "morons", but "Mormons". But the IQ is the same.

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:17PM

Every Mormon has dreams of being an Abinadi and confounding the smarta$$ apostates that make them feel so stupid.

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Posted by: Quoth the Raven Nevermo ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:23PM

sonoma Wrote:
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> Every Mormon has dreams of being an Abinadi and
> confounding the smarta$$ apostates that make them
> feel so stupid.


Well, it does not take much to make them feel stupid, since they already there.....

If this board were a physical place, missionaries would be shaking the dust from their shoes outside, 24/7. Not that it would do any good. Or standing outside making the sign of the square. And generally doing stupid things in the name of a stupid religion.

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Posted by: QWE ( )
Date: August 09, 2014 09:18AM

If this board were a physical place all mormons, including missionaries, would be commanded to stay as far away from it as possible.

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Posted by: msp ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:30PM

I'm sure I'm not the only one here who can confirm this by first-hand experience.

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:19PM

http://www.flamewarriorsguide.com/warriorshtm/enfantprovocateur.htm

After all, you can only spend so many hours picking your nose and playing with yourself.

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:22PM

Hey!!





I do NOT pick my nose!!

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:36PM


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Posted by: Quoth the Raven Nevermo ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:37PM

sonoma Wrote:
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> I do NOT pick my nose!!


Bet you do.....

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:45PM

or was it secret?


I can never remember...

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Posted by: Quoth the Raven Nevermo ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:54PM

sonoma Wrote:
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> or was it secret?
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...and now your memory is going....so sad....so very sad.... ;P

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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:50PM

Standing outside giving the sign my big ol' butt. I've got a sign for them and it wasn't in the temple ceremony.

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Posted by: Wee Wee ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 08:54PM

Seriously, what do these clowns think they are accomplishing when they come on here?

Do you think their posts are orchestrated from COB?

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 09:04PM

I don't think the goal is to accomplish anything. More frustration about how shitty their little lives are. Anyone with a life would not waste their time and find something more interesting to do.
http://www.flamewarriorsguide.com/warriorshtm/compost.htm

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: August 09, 2014 12:25AM


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Posted by: Delila ( )
Date: August 09, 2014 12:37AM

I like them coming here.
It demonstrates their desperation!

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Posted by: Quoth the Raven Nevermo ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 09:04PM

Wee Wee Wrote:
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> Seriously, what do these clowns think they are
> accomplishing when they come on here?
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> Do you think their posts are orchestrated from
> COB?


They are adolescent males, mostly missionaries. They like to use the words that their stupid religion forbids from using.

Using word that your parent don't approve of, is one of the way the children assert their independence from their parents. I didn't do it until college and had a grand time of it. SNL was big at that time,and the catch line, "Jane you ignorant slut" was very popular. My roommate and I said it to each other all the time, in a fake baritone newscaster voice. My mother was appalled.

Because the mobot church castrates the men and turns them in physiological geldings, the little boy missionaries can't do what normal boys do to break away from their parents, as they must be the good little mobots. So, they come here to act out. They are attracted to this board as much as they are afraid of it.

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Posted by: Elder What's-his-face ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 09:00PM

I don't know why they do it either. I'll tell ya one thing though- I am sure glad the post got deleted because I was just about to send my whole savings to the local Bishop. That's how strongly I felt the mormon spirit.

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 09:11PM

Just some pathetic schlub who can't get attention IRL.

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 09:14PM


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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 09:22PM

I remember when I used to call people and ask them "if their fridge was running?" You know the follow up line to that, haha.

This seems like the same thing except I was probably ten.

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Posted by: dabners ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 09:22PM

It wouldn't be do bad if that room temp IQ were Fahrenheit not Celsius.

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Posted by: Greyfort ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 09:24PM

I picture a 16-year-old, frustrated Mormon boy.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 10:47PM

attention whores

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Posted by: Quoth the Raven Nevermo ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 11:05PM

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> attention whores

There is always that.

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Posted by: Anon Regular Lurker ( )
Date: August 07, 2014 11:08PM

thursday meeting. Too many of them were at Dialysis and so they called it early. Boyd musta been out for a fight today!

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Posted by: jacob ( )
Date: August 08, 2014 09:28AM

I want to know what your beef with room temperature IQs is. I've lived my life with a barely functional brain and I turned out alright.

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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: August 09, 2014 09:12AM

...that they post a quick "The church is true," as though they think nobody who reads it has ever studied or pondered the issues for one minute.

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Posted by: brook ( )
Date: August 09, 2014 09:36AM

Aren't they just bored high school kids trying to get their kicks?

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Posted by: Junior ( )
Date: August 09, 2014 09:46AM

What you mean room temperature IQ? I keep my room temperature at 68 degrees...I don't get it. What do you mean?

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