Posted by:
Beth
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Date: October 15, 2014 12:20AM
Most of you know that I'm a nevermo, right. I'm an ex-Crazy-Jesus-Camp Let's-Bring-on-Armageddon SAVED! fundamentalist Christian. In the language of my cult, we said things like, "Ayche-ee-double-hockey-sticks!" "Sugar, Honey, Icedtea!" and I got whacked if I said, "stuff," but that's another story.
Anyway, back in 1999, a friend of mine told me that she saw a girl on America's Most Wanted or whatever that singing show with Simon Cowbell and his see-through shirts and rude 'tude shout, "Shut the front door!", and my friend was like, "I knew right then she was a Mormon." (Said friend is the oldest of 11 and hails from Eye-dee-ho.)
Anyway, how do you curse in Mormon?