Haiku: three lines, a total of 17 syllables.

Joseph Smith had a vision
of separating gold
from starving Saints

Deflowering young virgins
between visions
kept the visions coming.

Burning bosoms trump the facts
that threaten faith;
Starve to keep believing.

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Polyander-er
and Pedophile Joseph Smith
S'cuse me while I puke

It's haiku now? I've already got all I can handle with my iambic heptameter stuff.

Conform to our ways
Give in to authority
This is happiness


No public doubting
Or excommunication
Will be your end fate

Praised men in dotage
Myopic culture they foist
Believers are slaves

Fear, it is their tool
A dank blanket of deceit
Ignorance spreads lies

A shelf that crashes
Light penetrates the abyss
The mind once bound, free

Frustration mounting
Witness those we love as pawns
Truth, will time set free

Smiling Dog Wrote:

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> A shelf that crashes
> Light penetrates the abyss
> The mind once bound, free


Wow, I like this one. It is very poetic and very true.

Do not question
Do not doubt, because if you do
We will kick you out.

Oddly enough 17 syllables

We thank thee o God for a prophet
To guide us
In these latter days

Haiku threads are good
But Mormonism is not
Its an evil cult

The Book of Mormon
the foundation of your church?
You are kidding right?

An angel did what?
He gave you a gold bible?
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. (props to Southpark)

The Book of Mormon
Is a ridiculous piece
Of total bull crap!

Anyone can see
Joseph Smith made it all up
Momma raised no fool.

The Morg uses fear
It is its biggest weapon
Skid marks on garments

Thanks to Joseph’s taste
For wealth, power and women
Millions duped and conned


ziller

In the sacred grove
Where Joseph kneels to pray
A startled dove's cry!

Correlation worked.
Streamlined the one true gospel:
Pray, pay, and obey.

Doubt your doubts unless.
You are doubting John Dehlin.
Doubt those whom we ex.

Short course in logic:
True if it supports the Church.
The tail wags the dog.

I know that it's true.
Therefore it has to be true.
Proof is self-contained.

Avoid the occult!
Joseph used necromancy.
No contradiction.

Thomas S. Monson,
Tends to use the passive voice.
Widows were aided.

God was once a man?
I don't know that we teach that.
Truth is unchanging.

Home Teachers are here.
Wow, have we already reached
Last day of the month?

Don't leave companion.
Obey all the mission rules.
We are not a cult.

I think you should know,
Masturbation is a sin.
Tell me about yours.

In this Church you're free,
To obey all the leaders.
Rejoice in freedom.

Some refused Joseph;
Would not secretly screw him.
How evil of them.

They exed John Dehlin.
He tried to keep people in.
I guess that's a sin.

Describe a facet
Of the Church in a Haiku
Post it to the board.

Molly recovered,
Will NOT raise hand to the square
Middle finger raised.

RMM

exmo haiku makes me laugh !!!!!