Posted by:
Elder Berry
(
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Date: May 21, 2015 08:23PM
1. Mormons need more willing victims
Who have temple worker's zeal.
Come, work more good work like a drone;
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel.
[Chorus]
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel; pray along,
Sucker marks with heartsell and a song,
We all have quirks; lets adore jerks.
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel.
2. The Church has need of Benjamins,
And wallets from which they steal.
The cash for malls is here for them;
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel..
3. They don't stand gays marry-ee-ing;
Their fight with sin is real.
It takes long and needs donations;
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel.
4. Then clean and pray and pay and obey
With all their demands you reel.
Push ev'ry worthy member along;
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel.