I need somebody to talk me down, please! I'm jonesin' bad!

Okay, there I was just doing some of my usual "RFM Scholarship," and chuckling to myself--I'm easily entertained after a night behind the wheel--about a couple of videos where Glenn Beck made an utter fool of himself hyping those dishonest Rodney Meldrum/Wayne May videos about the "Lost Civilizations of North America."

I mean this is YouTube, right, not ldsfreedomforum.com.

So they always prompt you with "suggestions" based on your past history and what the cookies they've stashed in your browser tell them you're interested in. I won't give an example, but trust me; they'll get your real name easily enough.

I looked over on the right, and there were a couple by this hot looking chick I've decided to call "The Aimee Semple McPherson of YouTube" (I hope my history students will Google her up if they don't know who she was). First name is Lyn... And she's apparently not even LDS.

WARNING: Proceed at your own risk! It's best to check back in here afterwards, particularly if you experience gaps in your memory or actual distortions in the space/time continuum. By my calculations, I lost a couple of hours.

It seems the problems may be that you're actually talking to actual demons on the Internet! Shoot, I thought they were the sexy babes whose pictures I'm always fishing out of my spam folder...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPPWSEmEH0&list=PLHlYT26gtcHdqlPyo1TTnBnRZgdZMLTCM&index=26

And lordy, lordy, you guys think BKP is hollering about these being the last days...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfvTzXjfc-I

And if the comet doesn't get you, you're toast when they restart the Cern collider...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWUpZuqgeGk

She's got company, too. BTW, who was the damn fool who taught these people how to use a computer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WN0M3VEL1A

I managed to escape, but honest, I was lucky! Last month I watched some cool Bob Dylan songs/vids; I remember one of them was "All Along the Watchtower."

So I was like, totally zoned, but I looked over to my right, saw one, and said, "I think I'll listen to some music."

Four or five songs later, I'm coming down...

Bob Dylan literally saved my ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgXfvCNb6VQ

I wouldn't worry about it though....

them old dreams are only stuck in your old head.

:o)

I just realized today is Bob Dylan's birthday.

His name won't be mentioned in any church today.

There's somthein' strange in CERN's neighborhood!

Who're they goin to call?

Ghostbusters!

Blame it on the boson nova.

First video 19 minutes in: she knows she's doing something right because being persecuted for Jesus proves it.

Go back to church, repent, read the scriptures, confess your deepest naughty thoughts to your bishop, pay your tithing, above all, pay your tithing.

Sell your stock in the National Enquirer and Weekly World News...

This gal is going to put them out of business, fersher.

And a note to the poster whose conspiracy crank stuff keeps getting pulled: These links offer a better adrenalin rush and are at least as credible.

Holy fuck, and thanks.