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Posted by: moehoward ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 12:29PM


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Posted by: Razortooth ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 04:22PM

Will someone explain to me how we can change the orbit of the moon? I must have been out sick the day they covered that in my high school science class.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 05:38PM

The principle is simple; it's the execution that's nigh on to impossible...

You know about tides, right? The moon 'pulls' the water towards it. So when the moon is on the land side of the oceans, it pulls the water towards the land and we have high tides. When the moon is on the ocean side, it pulls the water away from the land, so low tide. Most people understand this...

Now... When the west coast of the two Americans and Central America are at a low tide, you drop in concrete coffer damns, pinning the ocean to low tide. You do this along the WHOLE coastline!

When the moon moves to the position where it would create a high tide, the ocean all along that roughly 6,500-mile-long west coast is stuck behind the dam we put in place, so the water can't move! Which means the moon has to move! It gets pulled closer to the earth! It would be only mini-micro inches per high tide, but each orbit would see the moon moving closer and closer and in a couple of hundred years, the moon would appear to us on Earth to be closer and moving faster.

Stuff like this is going to be on your ghawdhood finals!

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Posted by: Sam Houston ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 07:20PM

There's a congressional seat in Texas waiting for you.

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Posted by: logged out today ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 09:28PM

OK, but remember that the Forest Service is supposed to do this. Maybe they can poke it with a **really** tall tree?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 09:40PM

Maybe the Forest Service could just refocus the Jewish space lasers on the moon. I don't know if that would do anything to orbits but it would reduce the frequency of earthly forest fires.

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: June 14, 2021 03:33PM

The alteration to the moon's orbit would be changed a little too much. "I feel . . . a disturbance. As though millions of moon Quakers cried out at once and then were silenced."

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: June 14, 2021 05:33PM

The Forest Service has the reputation on getting things done as needed..... much of the time against rules and regulations.

To me it stems from the days the District Rangers were on their own with little over sight. They had the power over timber, grazing, mining and water rights.

The current rangers complain about all the rules and regulations that were mandated by the abuses their previous rangers caused to be enacted.

The same attitude is still in force when it comes to controlling forest fires. Money is never a constraint, just get the job done and let the politicians figure out how to pay the bill.

Climate control is just going to take more time and money.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 14, 2021 06:36PM

> Climate control is just going
> to take more time and money.


America will make the time and already has the printing presses!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 04:42PM

Good for nyuks.

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Posted by: csuprovograd ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 05:12PM

Damn Quakers!

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Posted by: The Weather Man ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 05:22PM

So he's not completely wrong.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 05:49PM

I sleep better knowing that our leaders are the best and brightest.

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Posted by: csuprovograd ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 06:04PM

babyloncansuckit Wrote:
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> I sleep better knowing that our leaders are the
> best and brightest.


The people voted in the “best and brightest”. Thank them.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 07:35PM

Wasn't this the plot of "Despicable Me" ?

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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 08:34PM

Anything that Louie Gohmert says should be considered sane as much as anything that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Lauren Boebert or Trump says.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 14, 2021 04:03PM

Don't forget Mike Lee. He certainly belongs in that illustrious crowd.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: June 13, 2021 11:18PM

Bucking for GA or U.S. VP;

Has he told Rusty about this?


people who think / speak like this should be Quaranteened / not be allowed to have children.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/14/2021 03:39AM by GNPE.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 14, 2021 11:44AM

I we took all the climate change deniers and loaded them onto Elon Musk's rocket ships and flew them to outer space, never to return to earth, it would probably change the orbit just enough to stop climate change :)

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: June 14, 2021 01:03PM

the moon's orbit around the earth is elliptical, this factoid also explains why some tides are EXTREME, others not.

IDK if this fact also explains or impacts why some individuals (including politicians) are so wacky in their opinions, but further research is indicated...

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Posted by: JoeSmith666 ( )
Date: June 14, 2021 05:19PM

Wait til the Military gets involved and starts manipulating it so flood China or whatever the latest Boogyman is that is bothering USA Leaders.

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