When one of your children becomes the Devil, you know that's some Shitty Parenting!
He also lost 1/3 of his kids before they were even born!
And of the estimated 107 BILLION people that have been born, only a minuscule percent have even heard of Mormonism.
And if you consider that an even more insignificant percentage would reach the Celestial Subdivision, you realize that Elohim is as crappy a parent as one can imagine.
What a shitty example Heavenly Father is.
What other examples do we have that Elohim is the Universe's Worst Parent?
How many people has he killed too? Flooding the earth. When it probably had innocent children on there. Plus killing all the animals, except for the lucky 2 of each species. Now he's promised to burn everybody who didn't pay tithing at the 2nd coming. He's an ass.
Any father who abandons his family to be a Mormon bishop. Instead of spending time at home raising his own kids, he spends his time grilling other peoples children about details of their masturbatory habits, while his own children flounder at home without any father at all.
Our SCHF (So-Called-Heavenly-Father) is a sadistic prick who gets jealous if you think about anybody but him. Selfish bastard. And what kind of father "tests" his children?
Plus back when he was talking to Moses, he was all "slit animals throats open all the time and dedicate them to me. And remember, don't dedicate them to anyone else, just me or I'll be super pissed. And I'm talking a lot of animals, and a lot of blood".
He could have said "hey guys, you know how whenever you get a cut it gets infected, you get a super bad fever and sometimes you die from it? Check this out, if you keep the wound really clean it will heal way more often. And BTW, you should make some antibiotics, they will be a big help, here's how".
Instead he just sat up there watching them cut animal throats dedicated to him while they died continuously from very preventable disease when he could have easily told them how to fix the problem.
So, if killing animals was to symbolize and remind people about Christ's death before it happened, why not just announce "hey kids, Jesus is going to come and die for you, as weird as that is, and as much as it makes no sense!"
My cousin, who lives in Sandy, Utah beat his kids when they didn't want to go to church. THAT fills me with rage...what a fucking asshole....and his TBM other daughter and his idiot TBM friends thinks the sun shines out of his ass. Evil fucking cult.
I really got the chills when my Dad spoke approvingly of that story. I told that story to my kids with the added ending of "I would never let anyone, not even a voice I thought was coming from God, talk me into harming you."