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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 01:08PM

HEAVENLY FATHER!

He raised Satan after all.

When one of your children becomes the Devil, you know that's some Shitty Parenting!

He also lost 1/3 of his kids before they were even born!

And of the estimated 107 BILLION people that have been born, only a minuscule percent have even heard of Mormonism.

And if you consider that an even more insignificant percentage would reach the Celestial Subdivision, you realize that Elohim is as crappy a parent as one can imagine.

What a shitty example Heavenly Father is.

What other examples do we have that Elohim is the Universe's Worst Parent?

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Posted by: deco ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 01:27PM

Don Bagleys father sounds like a close second.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 01:42PM


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Posted by: ladell ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 01:38PM

He still has an invisible friend. He made his son kill himself?
He pulled a cosby on Mary.

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 01:52PM

Even Cosby didn't sleep with his own daughter.

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Posted by: CTRringturnsmyfingergreen ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 02:41PM

"He pulled a Cosby on Mary."

I submit my vote for RFM line of the day.

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Posted by: Drew90 ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 01:42PM

How many people has he killed too? Flooding the earth. When it probably had innocent children on there. Plus killing all the animals, except for the lucky 2 of each species. Now he's promised to burn everybody who didn't pay tithing at the 2nd coming. He's an ass.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 01:44PM

Yeah, good thing he's not real :)

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Posted by: Janet ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 01:56PM

Ed Smart

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Posted by: torturednevermo ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 02:20PM

Any father who abandons his family to be a Mormon bishop. Instead of spending time at home raising his own kids, he spends his time grilling other peoples children about details of their masturbatory habits, while his own children flounder at home without any father at all.

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Posted by: BFP ( )
Date: July 17, 2015 10:10PM

+1

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Posted by: perky ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 05:22PM

Did Brother Brighman even know his kids names or how many kids he had?

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Posted by: applesauce ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 05:44PM

What a jerk! But that's another story

Our SCHF (So-Called-Heavenly-Father) is a sadistic prick who gets jealous if you think about anybody but him. Selfish bastard. And what kind of father "tests" his children?

This is a pretty sore spot with me!

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Posted by: Never again ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 05:59PM

HF is also the worlds biggest voyeur..

sitting around drinking Postum watching all his kids have sex

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Posted by: brucermalarky ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 06:34PM

Plus back when he was talking to Moses, he was all "slit animals throats open all the time and dedicate them to me. And remember, don't dedicate them to anyone else, just me or I'll be super pissed. And I'm talking a lot of animals, and a lot of blood".

He could have said "hey guys, you know how whenever you get a cut it gets infected, you get a super bad fever and sometimes you die from it? Check this out, if you keep the wound really clean it will heal way more often. And BTW, you should make some antibiotics, they will be a big help, here's how".

Instead he just sat up there watching them cut animal throats dedicated to him while they died continuously from very preventable disease when he could have easily told them how to fix the problem.

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Posted by: torturednevermo ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 08:09PM

Loved that, LOL.

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Posted by: deluded ( )
Date: July 17, 2015 09:59PM

So, if killing animals was to symbolize and remind people about Christ's death before it happened, why not just announce "hey kids, Jesus is going to come and die for you, as weird as that is, and as much as it makes no sense!"

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: July 16, 2015 07:25PM

Heavenly Father has my vote too!!!!!!!!

He was the worst.

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Posted by: eaglejedi ( )
Date: July 17, 2015 02:54AM

Boyd K. Packer

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Posted by: jefecito ( )
Date: July 17, 2015 12:09PM

Satan often does a lousy job as the Father of Lies. He's getting outplayed by the Q12+3-2.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: July 17, 2015 04:35PM

My cousin, who lives in Sandy, Utah beat his kids when they didn't want to go to church. THAT fills me with rage...what a fucking asshole....and his TBM other daughter and his idiot TBM friends thinks the sun shines out of his ass. Evil fucking cult.

Ron Burr

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: July 17, 2015 10:06PM

I think we can make a case for Cronus here, as he ate all of his children except for Zeus, whom Rhea replaced with a boulder.

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Posted by: Satan ( )
Date: July 17, 2015 11:48PM


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Posted by: Tonto ( )
Date: July 18, 2015 11:27AM

Nevermo. Raised a Baptist.

When I was a kid, I always hated the story of Abraham and Isaac.

That story seemed to come up frequently in chruch as an example of obedience to God, God's ultimate mercy, our unknowingness of God's plans...

I couldn't help but wonder what my own sweetly devout parents would do if they thought God commanded them to kill me.

Very unsettling.

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Posted by: ladell ( )
Date: July 18, 2015 11:32AM

I really got the chills when my Dad spoke approvingly of that story. I told that story to my kids with the added ending of "I would never let anyone, not even a voice I thought was coming from God, talk me into harming you."

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Posted by: dydimus ( )
Date: July 18, 2015 11:35AM

I agree with Elohim but I have to throw in Noah also. Dude allowed his daughters to drown. Cursed Ham and all of Ham's children (1/3 of humanity).

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Posted by: ladell ( )
Date: July 18, 2015 11:48AM

Noah was indeed a huge prick, he watched the entire world drown but saved cockroaches.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/18/2015 11:48AM by ladell.

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: July 18, 2015 11:50AM

Sadly, cockroaches are better than some people.

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