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Date: July 26, 2015 05:02AM
They take off in a Huntsman jet flown by the silver Fox. The door shuts and the champagne cork nearly hits Eyring in the eye, except it's blocked by Monson's giant elephant ear. They all howl with laughter for duping the sheep for another six months.
Sheri pops out of a cake in a hula outfit-grass skirt and bikini top to "entertain" them on their flight to a Marriott resort in Hawaii, where they have all the porn they can watch, gratis, and practice wives for celestial polygamy.
The Dodo shakes his jowls in a loud, obnoxious toast to Joseph Smith, clink, clink, clink, clink... They discuss their upcoming vacations in Rome (including bragging about new Italian suits and shoes). Sheri (now wearing testimony gloves) serves appetizers and blue Hawaiians with umbrellas. Bedner says, "Too bad our 'used to be beautiful' wives couldn't make it." More laughter.
Oaks stepped on Dodo's toe. "Hey, watch it!" "Just don't expect an apology" Monson laughed. "Was that a revelation?" asked Oaks. More laughter... Dodo said, "Our wives are probably doing what they do every Sunday, looting City Creek mall after hours with their expense accounts, and drinking cappuccinos." Monson said, "What happened to the good old days when we came home to home-made cinnamon rolls, and wives in aprons?" Oaks grumbled, "Kate Kelly."
They started telling Pope jokes, and mocking his pointy hat, while pulling celestial wedgies from their butts, from bunched up sacred underwear. Hoping to move up the ranks, the silver Fox dipped the plane wings suddenly to the right. He yelled from the cockpit, "No heart attacks? There's alvays the landing!" More slightly nervous laughter...
Just another tough day at the real estate corp, I mean church...