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Date: December 01, 2015 08:57AM
I used to work with a woman who was dating a 31-year-old man who claimed to be a virgin and was saving it for his wife. She would tell me about makeout sessions where he "almost" got her off, so he was really proud of that. :: roll eyes :: ("Girl, he shouldn't be proud unless you wake the neighbors and make them call the cops!")
I never really was all that sure the guy was a virgin. I, too, have difficulty believing that someone would go all the way into their 30s without having done the deed. But I believe my friend, who assured me, they did a lot of stuff, but there was no P in V until after the wedding. They have three children now, so I imagine he got the hang of it.
We all have to remember just how deeply the brainwashing goes. There are people who believe this crap, that sex will damn you to hell. Of course, I think that's a ridiculous notion and I see how those rules were developed to control people. But if you really believe in God and you have a deep, abiding faith in your religion, and Paul says "don't do It" in Corinthians, then maybe, just maybe there's still a handful of people who live that gospel.
Or Tebow could be gay. Totally possible. We have no way of knowing. And that's not relevant anyway.
What has always offended me about Tebow was the public "kneel down and pray" after touchdowns and such. It's like he's a shill for the god squad and he's soooo self-righteous, he wants you to know that he's a soldier of jesus even while he's in the middle of a football game. Such bullshit. Talk about a showboat. He has completely dismimissed any innate talent he may have, years and years of training and practice and studying the game, coaches, trainers, physical therapists and all the hard work that he himself put in as well as his teammates. It's like Tebow thinks god made those touchdowns and the other ten guys were just like, tourists in the game. There are thousands of manhours that go into developing the skill and talent and strategy to win a football game and Tebow dismisses all that and chalks it all up to "miracles" the minute he goes down on one knee. Outside of the Deep South, I doubt anyone is very impressed with his super-religious guy image.
That's what I hate about evangelicals. There's tens of millions of believers, evangelicals are only special in the sense that they won't shut the fuck up about their beliefs. I don't care what Tebow believes in and I think using his football games to advertise those beliefs is ridiculous. STFU, say your prayers of thanks quietly, to yourself, in the privacy of your locker room. Nobody cares.
Oh, possible alternate explanations: He doesn't want a gold digger. He wants to be "equally yoked," but most supermodel-looking women are not evangelicals. There's someone else in his family (his mother maybe) who is vetting all potential candidates. If god has so much control over the guy in terms of his sex life, then some person has some control over him in terms of his ability to make decisions for himself. He could be a controlling, abusive asshole and it's not about him; perhaps women he's been in love with have rejected him for that or for being a self-righteous religious nutter.
Who knows?