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smirkorama
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Date: December 21, 2015 01:23PM
summer Wrote:
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> You're right, a little kid can't go three hours or
> more without eating.
WHAT (the Hell) are you talking about?
In MORmONISM, Fast Sunday observance is supposed to include an at least 24 hour NON eating binge, a day of personal deprivation that good members of the church are enthusiastic about and rejoice in. When a person reaches 8 years old they get baptized and they are officially IN the membership routine. After all, if a person is old enough to barter and contract with God for their eternal salvation then they are old enough to adhere to the rules related to gaining that salvation and the rules that they are subject to by being baptized. My MORmON male parent said so, and he was probably repeating some MORmON PriestDUD Leader, he was certainly recycling True MORmON sentiment, so he has to be right.
Three hours of not eating is a LARK for faithFool Latterday Saints!!!!!!!! And properly regimented LDS children do not just magically reach the point of being able to pull off a properly executed MORmON Jesus pleasing 24 hour fast with out some preparatory training and ramp up on the matter. That means that adults who are fasting are certainly not going to be bothered with preparing food for whiny hungry little kids on Sunday morning. As well, there is not going to be any little kids making any food for themselves on Sunday morning because it puts the kitchen in a state of deity displeasing disarray that is entirely incompatible with the spirit of the holy sabbath day. What do you want to do? -tick off god? You obviously can not see that its far better to have irritable children that can be told to shut the Hell up to solve the problem, than an irritated MORmON Jesus that you are not entitled to issue any dictates to. That is THE way that THE MORmON priestDUD works. Besides, its just plain rude for little kids to be eating in front of/ around adults of who are conducting/ observing a proper MORmON fast, even if the little kids did manage to fix the food themselves.
How is a young pre baptism latter day saint going to have any comprehension or appreciation for a full on 24 hour fast unless they are doing with out themselves to some substantive extent, like experiencing grinding hunger during church meetings ? After all, if a young latter day can not work themselves up to fasting with resplendent ease then they are not going to be able to abide by the far more stringent and important unmentionable secret handshaking and mock throat temple covenants of MORmON exaltation, which is what this crucial MORmON training is a warm up for and really all about -making it back to our super anal retentive heavenly father so we can live with him as MORmON gods forever. Its all part of MORmON heavenly father's grand MORmON plan to make us happy just like him. After all, MORmON HF had His own son nailed to a cross, and brutally tortured and killed as the ultimate pivotal functional point of His grand plan of salvation, and now we are supposed to worry because some little kid's stomach might be growling ? That puts an end to the debate right there. There will be no food eating on fast Sunday morning for anybody in any truly MORmON household, including whiny ass little new born babies.
.............. Oh, and just because you have an empty belly does NOT mean that you do not have to do your rather strenuous farm chores, which includes feeding the livestock who are not required to fast, just in case you could not figure that out. ....There is a lot about children and raising children that my MORmON parents could teach you! A lot of good MORmON member stuff that you missed out on because you were not raised by them!
"Children can not go more than three hours with out eating" ?
ARE YOU KIDDING!!!!! What a joke!!!!!!!!!! Three hours without food does not even constitute a start on a proper fast.
Given the chance, next you will probably start up with stupid comments about how children should use a safety belt when riding in a car. LMAO !!!! ........ or that children should NOT be left in the car for hours on end when temperatures are above 90 degrees .......or below freezing, LMAOA !!!!! Or that a three (to 8) hour lapse of not knowing where your children are or what they are doing is unacceptable, usually on the Saturday before almighty Sunday. .......Or that children should NOT have their rear ends kicked so hard that their feet come clear off of the ground!
My MORmON parents are laughing in your face. Because my MORmON parents violated everyone of these -your typical wimpy whiny NON MORmON good parenting concepts /standards, and many more, on a regular basis, way beyond kids can't make it for three hours with out food, and all of their kids managed to survive anyway.
All of that and more is just part of good old MORmON style parenting and MORmON pioneer style enduring back in the hey day of MORmONISM and the MORmON church, when parents had more kids than they could handle because they were told to by their MORmON leaders, and then MORmON parents managed by using good old MORmON faith. Back then, MORmON parents did not get bogged down worrying about silly stuff like car safety seats, and nutrition, they just stayed focused on really important stuff like making the kids periodically go with out food, routinely beating kids senseless whether the kids deserved it or not as a means of maintaining a strict standard of absolute authority -you know, like THE church's authority, attending church, and paying tithing, and going to the temple. Even if a couple of the kids did not survive then SO WHAT! My parents would have been just fine because they had plenty of children just the way they were told to by MORmON leaders, and later on they will still be able to kick the missing kids ass in heaven because the kid was BIC and my parents had an eternal MORmON family, so going down one or two just would not have mattered very much. Losing three might have started to matter, but Heck, my parents were still alive so they could just have some more kids to replace the ones who did not make it, because just like kids going with out food and what ever else, MORmON women enduring pregnancy and child bearing is an absolute trifle ........and IF my mom would have died, My MORmON male parent told me that he would be perfectly willing and able to marry again. You know, the same way that Gordon Hinckley's father did, more than once, to keep pumping out kids the way that MORmON HF and Jesus want. And even more, because IF people operate the way that you suggest, then they will miss out on those prime opportunities to deliver the grinding shame loaded lectures on how really important that living the MORmON gospel really is, and emphasizing that critical message with hunger pangs, and children will miss out on glorious memories of absolutely miserable agonizing fast Sundays that seemed much more like an eternity than a mere matter of hours when they wondered what the point of being alive really was and then were rewarded with surviving anyway. ..... How would children gain any critical perspective on what eternity is really like without a crucial experiences like that being burned into the neurons of their brain? I know that I would NOT have any perception of what eternity is really like with out foundation experiences like that, based on good old suffering. Its not just a matter of depriving children from food, its a matter of NOT depriving the children of the grand vision of glorious eternal life as a MORmON.
People like you do not understand the MORmON principle that suffering is good, and that MORE suffering is better. What do you think Jesus meant when he said "suffer the little children"? That they should be exempt from suffering ?
People like you obviously do not listen to and abide by the church hymns, where it says stuff like: "and if we die before our journey's through, Happy day, all is well, ....but if our lives are spared again, then that is OK too, because we will be completely justified in mocking the crummy faithless inferior non members".
With the way that you are, you will never make it as a MORmON !!! and I bet Elder Bednar would agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOJcunaFE38