Do not wait for life. Do not long for it.
Be aware, always and every moment that
the miracle is in the here and now.


Marcel Proust.


Your turn. Please share some of yours.



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Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.

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> Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their
> love with women all across this country.


Who's quote its that?

George Bush

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”---George W. Bush featuring Pete Townshend

"Now that's funny, I don't care who yuh are."---Larry the Cable Guy



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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. John Lennon

"The only interesting thing about religion is how many people it's slaughtered." - via Louder Than War

Lemmy Kilmister

Love me some Lemmy.

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

That which is asserted without evidence may also be dismissed without evidence.-Hitch.

if called by a panther don't anther

--Ogden Nash

Don, I'm stealing that quote.
It's so dumb I'm still laughing.

"Why would I go to Utah? I love booze, caffeine and monogamy."
--Homer Simpson

"Religion is bunk." -- Thomas Edison

Paul Newman (Playboy interview question of why he remained faithful to his wife, Joanne Woodward): "When you have steak at home, why go out for hamburger?"

Don't worry about weight, age, looks, or money. Go enjoy every single white sand beach you can, and don't wear a tent.

My grandmother inlaw said this to me when she was 98. She followed her own advice.



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Candy is dandy . . . but liquor won't rot your teeth.

“If you meet someone with no vices, you can be certain they have some pretty annoying virtues.” - Elizabeth Taylor

I have that quote on a fridge magnet. :)

There's no whore like an old whore. Brian Mulroney, PM of Canada 1984-93.

"If it's not about elephants it's irrelephant."

"When someone tells you who they are, you should believe them." ~Maya Angelou

"Uh, I'm bathing the children right now."

Ringdotcom

"I'm here to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all outa gum."

Rowdy Roddy Piper

"If you think your family doesn't have problems, you don't know your family."

My Bro

From Paul Toscano:

"[The LDS church] has become an arch conservative culture built on the sand of family and tribal values, with respectability as its chief cornerstone. Its adherents are less like living stones in the mystical temple of God and more like living stiffs in a morgue of quiet conformity. Members are relentlessly pressured to strain at gnats by avoiding alcohol, tobacco, coffee, tea, facial hair, tattoos, body piercing, R-rated movies, public displays of affection, nudity, erotica, masturbation, necking, petting, premarital sex, disrespect or questioning of authority, dissent, and anger, while being constantly encouraged to swallow camels by tolerating elitism, racism, misogyny; lack of intimacy, homophobia, xenophobia, moral superiority, purification by exclusion, institutional secrecy, theological correctness, spiritual abuse, class discrimination, disdain for civil liberties, and the abdication of personal judgment and responsibility."

Faithful sisters should remember that there is no you in uterus:
It does have us in it, though. Us men telling you what to do with it.~ Don Bagley

"Faith is believing in things you know ain't true."---Mark Twain

Every one has to live and die, mater of how and when.

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

If you're yelling at an idiot, make sure he or she isn't doing the same thing.



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"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off."

-Gloria Steinem

Thanks everybody... your quotes were really great !!!!!

"How could anyone believe such a story. It seemed preposterous."

MORmON PRofit Gordon BS Hinckley on the Pervert Joseph Smith story. " The Miracle Of Faith"
April 2001 Sunday Morning Session


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wALvdgurB4

I can't believe this one does not have a million hits.