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chulotc is snarky
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Date: April 26, 2011 11:54AM
When I was a young Kolobian I always questioned what things were good and what things were bad. After all, Kolobianism is all about achieving perfection.
So I would ask my mom, my sunday school teachers, etc, what about Coke? What about Mt. Dew? What about Hershey's? What about x, y, & z? Can I watch this movie? What about that movie? Is this music ok? Are these books cool?
It seemed like everybody had a different opinion about everything. Some kolobians said PG-13 was ok, some said you can't go higher than PG. Some said candy was against the WoW, some said it wasn't.
So I asked why the prophet can't tell us which things are good, and which things are bad, so we can know once and for all and not bicker about it, and I always got the same bull**** answer:
"If the prophet made a decision about that, he'd have to make a decision about everything."
And??? It's not as if he's revealing visions or writing new revelations... really, what is he so busy doing? He doesn't write his own conference talks. He probably doesn't even tie his own shoes.
Why are kolobians so content to have a prophet that doesn't do anything at all?
Anybody else have this problem while they were on the inside?