Posted by:
beyondashadow
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Date: July 17, 2016 01:29PM
Wondering Wanderer just posted this brilliance on Mormon Stories. These are true Pearls of Great Price ...
LDS definitions:
inoculate = indoctrinate
essays = downplays
apologetics = synthetics
clarification = obsfucation
translate = fabricate
seer stone = a mere stone
hat tricks = theatrics
golden plate = sucker bait
gold standard = delusions of grandeur
polyandry = dirty laundry
Rosetta Stone = cover blown
papyrus = obvious
JS Egyptian translation = oops, missed the dick illustration
called by inspiration = summoned in desperation
follow the brethren, right or wrong = sell your soul for a song
believe = naive
question = suppression
you talk = you take a walk
white = pure and light
black = stay back
gay = stay away
Red skinned Lamanite = loathsome sight
brown = stay down
female = curtail