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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: October 26, 2016 02:37PM
From the Call-In for Christ Center: How Would You Answer Jesus?

I got a phone message today from an irate fellow who wanted to know how I would answer Jesus when Jesus one day asks me why I had "killed all of his babies."

I called the complainer back. He didn't answer so I left a voicemail asking. if in fact, I had killed "all of Jesus's babies," then how in the hell had the caller himself managed to survive the massing killing of all of Jesus's babies long enough to even call me at all.

The complainer has not returned my call.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/26/2016 02:38PM by steve benson.

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Posted by: jacob ( )
Date: October 26, 2016 02:42PM
Re: From the Call-In for Christ Center: How Would You Answer Jesus?

Wait, Jesus has babies? I don't recall the Arnold Friburg painting of a ripped Jesus changing a diaper.

Do you think that all of the baby mamas are seeded by the spirit or does Jesus get to use that bad ass resurrected body?

How does Jesus pay child support?

So many questions.

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Posted by: Jesus the Deadbeat Dad ( )
Date: October 26, 2016 02:45PM
You ask too many questions, especially since it is I who asks the questions (n/t)


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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 26, 2016 03:00PM
Re: From the Call-In for Christ Center: How Would You Answer Jesus?

I would demand to know who the mothers of all of Jesus' babies are first, and how Jesus was able to make babies having been dead for 2,000 years or so...there's some shenanigans going on here! :)

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Posted by: Jesus the Master Impregnator ( )
Date: October 26, 2016 03:18PM
My secret. My virility. Your loss. Your sterility. Amen and amen. (n/t)


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 26, 2016 04:21PM
Re: From the Call-In for Christ Center: How Would You Answer Jesus?

Why doesn't Jesus have to answer for the shit he does?

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: October 26, 2016 05:33PM
Re: From the Call-In for Christ Center: How Would You Answer Jesus?

Tell Jesus to stop sending babies that aren't wanted.

Jesus creates his own problems, then dumps them on us.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: October 26, 2016 06:31PM
Re: From the Call-In for Christ Center: How Would You Answer Jesus?

Don't call back-put me on your don't call list-goodbye!

RB

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: October 26, 2016 07:35PM
Re: From the Call-In for Christ Center: How Would You Answer Jesus?

I've missed these calls and comments from your haters.

God, people are so stupid and funny.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: October 26, 2016 07:48PM
Re: From the Call-In for Christ Center: How Would You Answer Jesus?

I know, right!?
He gets the real loose screws contacting him.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 26, 2016 08:23PM
Re: From the Call-In for Christ Center: How Would You Answer Jesus?

Steve just needs to quit killing jesus babies. Then they'd leave him alone.
Why, I myself have seen him kill *dozens* of them at one sitting.*



* lest anyone think otherwise, I jest.

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