Recovery Board  : RfM
Recovery from Mormonism (RfM) discussion forum. 
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In
Posted by: thingsithink ( )
Date: February 06, 2017 11:35PM


Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: badassadam ( )
Date: February 06, 2017 11:39PM

Buddhists probably I liked their philosophy that we are born sinners I just think there would be less bullshit with them in my mind

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Greyfort ( )
Date: February 06, 2017 11:40PM

The Anglican Church (Church of England). I attended there as a child and liked it. My parents were married in that church. I've attended funerals at that church and I like the atmosphere.

There would be no point, as I wouldn't believe any of it, but if I had to attend a church for some weird reason, I could be happy there.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Dogblogger ( )
Date: February 06, 2017 11:54PM

Pastafarian

Because they're essentially atheist.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 12:21AM

I'll never join another church or go to a regular church service of my own volition. I detest church services. I endure funerals because of the respect I have for the deceased.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: tokki ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 12:33AM

Unitarian Universalists. I could still be an atheist if I joined.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 01:16AM

UU is often called the church for atheists with children.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: kvothe ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 01:06AM

RCC, I reckon. No real expectations of showing up consistently and it'd be easy to just blend in and not make waves.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: William Law ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 01:13AM

Dudeism. Because it's not "really" a religion and they take it easy, something that real churches could learn a thing or two about.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 01:18AM

I'm an official minister of the Church of the Latter-day Dude. Also of the Universal Life Church.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: oneinbillions ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 02:56AM

It would depend entirely upon the specifics of "had to;" are atheistic churches allowed? Would I be living under a theocracy, so I basically have to choose a specific religion or face persecution? Or is someone putting a gun to my head and giving me a choice of church or death? Because in that latter case I'd say pull the trigger.

Hypothetically speaking, I'd probably join a branch of Satanism like The Satanic Temple. They're wholly atheist but use Satan as a symbol for individualism and free thought. I'd rather fight against brainwashing and indoctrination than passively support it.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 08:30AM

I would just start my own church so that I could be the prophet and get all the women.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Cpete ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 09:21PM

Sounds like a disaster. Where do I sign up?



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/08/2017 09:22PM by Cpete.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 08:43AM

I don't have to, so I won't :)

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: westerly62 ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 06:58PM

If I had to attend? You mean a gun to my head kind of "had to attend"?

It'd be the LDS Church hands down! Now that I see it through the lens of atheist eyes, the shit that Mormon's do, say, and believe is some pretty high comedy. It is without a doubt one of the world's dumber religions.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: kvothe ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 05:30PM

That's actually a good point. I'm changing my answer to LDS.

A non-temple recommend holding, non-tithe paying, non-calling having, question-asking member. That sounds like a lot of fun, actually.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: boilerluv ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 07:19PM

I joined a UU church because a) atheists are welcome, as is everyone else, b) there is NO dogma, nothing you have to say you believe, and c) primarily because of their RE program, where kids of all ages are taught to think for themselves. They are taught about the world's religions (and celebrate many various religious holidays--Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Dwali, etc.), taught what those religions believe, but never ever told "this is true or this is right." Except for the 7 UU principles, which boil down to: everyone is worthy of love and respect, be kind to animals, be kind to the earth, recycle, trust your conscience, stand up for others, etc. Oh, and by the way, UUs are VERY open to the LGBTQ community, which is important to my family, as two of my grandkids are trans(very recently out), and open only to their friends, and at our UU church. Not at their workplaces yet. That alone should tell you how much they trust the people there. We're also really big in social justice stuff.

The reason I went there to begin with was because my grandkids were living next door to an Evangelical Christian family, and the girl in that family was telling my granddaughter that she was going to hell for reading Harry Potter books. My granddaughter had not heard of this "Hell" before and was worried. I told my daughter we needed to get the kids some religious education so they wouldn't be susceptible to that kind of terror tactic, or to members of cults who come knocking on your door and promising you happiness if you only join them, and she said, "If you want to take them someplace like the UU church, go ahead--I will personally never set foot in a church again." So--I started driving 60 miles each way every Saturday to bring them to my house, keep them overnight, take them to the UU church in the morning, and then 60 miles back to their house. But it worked. And in the process, we all became UUs. About half our congregation is atheist--the others are a mixture of Buddhist, liberal Christian, Hindu, Wiccan, agnostic, humanist, etc. We like it.
:)

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: imaworkinonit ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 01:03AM

I attended UU for a few years, and I liked it. Good Summary. But then I decided I wanted my Sundays free.

I like some Buddhist ideas, too.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: February 09, 2017 09:35AM

UU was one of the first churches I went to with my children upon our leaving Mormonism during the 90's.

It was while at UU I realized I was still a Christian, with its wide diversity on teachings.

So I happily left there for Christian denominations that was anywhere but LDS.

It was a good learning experience for me to have gained that understanding and insight on what I believed post-Mormonism.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Hervey Willets ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 08:13PM

http://thechurchofbeer.com/

Even though I'm more of a Whiskey Sour man myself.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: cftexan ( )
Date: February 07, 2017 08:13PM

Baptist. Just because I really love gospel choirs. And their meetings are so high energy. I wouldn't believe or agree with much of what they preach, but it's highly entertaining, and that's the only way I'd like church.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: readwrite ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 12:13AM

Had to? BOB

J. R. Bob Dobbs, and the church of the subgenious -
http://www.subgenius.com

Slacking...

Or maybe "The Church of Stop Shopping", with Reverend Billy. http://www.revbilly.com nice choir

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Ex-CultMember ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 01:35AM

If it's not my own religion I create then maybe one where free love is a doctrine. If not that, then Buddhism. If not that, then the UU Church

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: michaelm (not logged in) ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 03:27AM

I would never join a church because I "had to".

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: desertman ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 04:30PM

I would join "The Church of It's Nunna Ur Damn Beezwax Wat I Do"

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: scaredhusband ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 05:28PM

My own mind is my own church.(Heavily borrowed from Thomas Paine)

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Finally Free! ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 05:31PM

First I would need to know why I "had" to join and attend a church. You don't present a reason, or what the conditions are on the requirement, so you're not going to get good answers.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: danr ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 05:44PM

Any vintage-stone church that is under a canopy of trees that meets for a few minutes Sunday morning after which they meet for coffee.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: puppet ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 08:21PM

Unitarians!! Secular buddhism is great too. The salt lake unitarians are wonderful. Unfortunately I can't go as often as I'd like because I still schlep my reluctant self to no church to appease family.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: puppet ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 09:15PM

I mean mo church, not no church. Got a lil freudian.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 09:21PM

I would attend if

(a) the church was within walking distance. I like to walk places.

(b) they have an active social justice and charity program--soup kitchen, food pantry, elderly visiting/shopping assistance etc., voter registration, community organizing/lobbying etc.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: baconymous ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 09:31PM

I'm amazed that no one's mentioned the United Church of Bacon.

http://unitedchurchofbacon.org/

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: ericka ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 09:45PM

I love old stone churches. I used to go to a mormon one when I was young. The mormons have done much to destroy it by sterilizing its looks. It used to have beautiful arched wooded doors in front, and stained glass windows. The steps were stone. They've pretty much ruined it. It was where I was baptized in the 1950's.https://www.google.com/search?q=portland+mormon+church+harrison+stake+center&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitlL7D_oHSAhVV5WMKHej_CC4Q_AUICigD&biw=1280&bih=762#imgrc=KnAehcdbkQhjpM:

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: February 09, 2017 09:42AM

That is a beautiful work of architecture! Not one of the standard Mormon fare types of buildings by any stretch of the imagination.

I bet the Morg bought that off from another church who was selling it when it did.

It's a shame it removed the original doors and stained glass windows that made it more beautiful.

:(

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 10:08PM

Church of the Poison Mind

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: June ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 11:05PM

I love the UU church. Their acceptance, social activism, the inspiration I get to be a better person, but I really like my bed on Sunday mornings too. Tough decision.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: quatermass2 ( )
Date: February 08, 2017 11:45PM

This is a question that simply does not make sense.

But, if absolutely pushed, when it comes to worship ... I could worship at the feet of Ellen Ripley's boot-clad feet ;)

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: February 09, 2017 01:52AM

I'd join (or start) "The First Church of 'Whatever.'"

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: pickleweed ( )
Date: February 09, 2017 08:26AM

The one with the good wine.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: readwrite ( )
Date: February 09, 2017 09:03AM

thingsithink... waiting for you! Where would your attend you quiet atheist lurker you? Nah, just wondering? It's a question you pose but don't answer yourself.

Which one?

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: koriwhore ( )
Date: February 09, 2017 02:15PM

If anybody tried forcing me to join a religion, first thing I'd do is become their worst fucking nightmare, along with every other emancipated slave.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: bettydee ( )
Date: February 09, 2017 06:31PM

Catholic Church , my ancestral roots are all Irish
Catholic.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: February 09, 2017 06:38PM

Even if they can be flaky, I would join a pagan coven again, if I had no choice. They know how to have a good time, being sky-clad and all that. Or the Church of Satan, considering they're just a bunch of atheist agent provocateurs that enjoy shining a light on religious hypocrisy. That's always an entertaining way to spend an afternoon.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: CateS ( )
Date: February 09, 2017 06:40PM

I considered the Jains for awhile because they are anti-killing (ahimsa.) Not that there are any Jains around where I live.

But they do go a little over the top with the broom to sweep the bugs away and masks over their faces. Still, I could deal.

However the kiss of death is the no attachment idea that is so over the top with not even being attached to your clothes or hair (have to pluck it all out when you become a nun or monk.)

And I realize all religion is so utterly stupid, I don't want to be a Jain.

Also don't want to be a UU because they are WAY too respectful of other religions which I consider totally stupid and delusional. And I think the UU are a little too much into the name dropping with their Henry-David-Thoreauing all over the place.

Options: ReplyQuote
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In


Screen Name: 
Subject: 
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********  **    **  **      **   *******   **     ** 
 **         **  **   **  **  **  **     **   **   **  
 **          ****    **  **  **  **           ** **   
 ******       **     **  **  **  ********      ***    
 **           **     **  **  **  **     **    ** **   
 **           **     **  **  **  **     **   **   **  
 ********     **      ***  ***    *******   **     **