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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 11:19AM
Thinking regular Jesus is coming back today = crazy.

But thinking regular Jesus is coming back some other day = not crazy?

Hmmmmmm.

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Posted by: nickerickson ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 11:46AM
Re: Thinking regular Jesus is coming back today = crazy.

Totally crazy to think he's coming back now. He's not coming back until next December, at the end of the Mayan calendar.....

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Posted by: AlmostFell ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 03:47PM
Re: Thinking regular Jesus is coming back today = crazy.

A Mayan stone cutter is showing his newly carved calendar to the king. "I got to December 21, 2012, then ran out of room," he explains. The king replies, "That's really going to mess with someone someday."

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Posted by: nickerickson ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 04:37PM
Re: Thinking regular Jesus is coming back today = crazy.

AlmostFell Wrote:
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> A Mayan stone cutter is showing his newly carved
> calendar to the king. "I got to December 21,
> 2012, then ran out of room," he explains. The
> king replies, "That's really going to mess with
> someone someday."


I always figured they just got bored and figured we should be able to figure it out...

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Posted by: emmasforever ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 12:41PM
Re: Thinking regular Jesus is coming back today = crazy.

I think Camping has it all wrong. Regular Jesus isn't coming to rapture us, Raptor Jesus is coming to raptor us.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 12:59PM
You can rely on that! (n/t)


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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 02:21PM
Ooohhh, that sound more fun anyway.

The running, the screaming, the pretty red blood -- I can hardly wait. ;)

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 02:25PM
Re: Ooohhh, that sound more fun anyway.

LOL!

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Posted by: Heresy ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 03:07PM
I hope so. I don't want to be a Raptor Rapture Reject. (n/t)


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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 03:41PM
Re: Thinking regular Jesus is coming back today = crazy.

If it is anything like Jurassic Park, we are in for one hell of a time.

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Posted by: chulotc is snarky ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 04:11PM
totally...

Harold Camping is nuts... but Paul is the poster-boy for sanity?

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 04:15PM
Cult leaders, one and all. (n/t)


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Posted by: brefots ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 05:11PM
Actually, I hadn't heard of the rapture before I came to this board.

Ofcourse I'm mostly familiar with liberal lutheranism and there it seems they don't believe in any rapture at all. They are not waiting for Christ to come literally, they mean that the spread of christian virtues, ethics and cooperation IS the second coming. That is Christ coming into the lives of people a "second" time when they start to believe and change their behavior accordingly.

So yes, all who believe in a literal rapture are simply put fundamentalist nut-jobs!

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