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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: September 08, 2017 09:06PM

Too weird to be fake


https://me.me/i/douglas-and-rosalie-gale-when-you-touch-yourself-an-angel-17821407


Update: Aww, rats. She's a comedian. It's fake...but funny

P.S.: Look at how many "copies" were sold :p



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/08/2017 09:31PM by anybody.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: September 08, 2017 09:18PM

WAit.... no it was a kitten wasn't it?

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: September 09, 2017 08:00PM

I have ever heard.

I guess the only saving grace is that young children, who would be the most hurt by it, are not likely to be told about "touching themselves." (Are they?? I never knew what M was, until I was in college. But then, I didn't grow up Mormon.) My parents certainly never discussed it. I learned what it was in a biology class.

Funny, until then, I didn't know it had a name.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: September 09, 2017 10:08PM


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Posted by: frankie ( )
Date: September 08, 2017 09:34PM

that's the funniest book title, I had loud laughter

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Posted by: William Law ( )
Date: September 08, 2017 09:37PM

That's probably why God is dead. There're only so many angels.

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Posted by: granny ( )
Date: September 08, 2017 09:40PM

Those angels are wimps. They used to battle Satan and Death and stuff, didn't they? Now they're parking in "my" handicap spot at the grocery. Immo kick some angel butt, picking on kids like that.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: September 08, 2017 10:26PM

Kick some ass granny. Show those angels how to do it.

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Posted by: kathleen ( )
Date: September 09, 2017 03:01PM

When your funny uncle touches you, does an angel die?

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: September 09, 2017 03:04PM

kathleen Wrote:
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> When your funny uncle touches you, does an angel
> die?


No but the Uncle should.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: September 09, 2017 03:52PM

Blimey, that means a wanker like me has killed thousands in my 57 years on this earth. Gulp.

Ridiculous is too weak a word.

Tom in Paris

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Posted by: eternal1 ( )
Date: September 09, 2017 05:09PM

I'm sure I must have killed at least 20,000 by now. At least. lol

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Posted by: Eric Koenig ( )
Date: February 12, 2018 07:55PM

Anybody notice it says at the bottom that the child's habit is "destorying" America? Not "destroying," "DESTORYING." Is this like erasing literature? I have a hunch the typo was deliberate.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: September 09, 2017 08:09PM

Yes, a Hell's Angel actually drops dead.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: February 12, 2018 08:12PM

I AM myself!

Angels CAN'T TOUCH ME.

I haven't DIED (yet)!

M@t

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: February 12, 2018 08:14PM


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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: February 12, 2018 10:48PM

MY VERY VERY BAD!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 13, 2018 12:11AM

How does an angel die ? Are angels living things ?

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Posted by: QUESTIONING ATHEIST ( )
Date: February 13, 2018 12:14AM

To the author of this book, you got to be kidding right? Seriously do you believe that if children actually touch themselves that they are destroying America,how about writing a book about why children who believe in fairytale like angels and other unicorns can also destroy America and send a copy to the president.

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