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Date: September 11, 2017 10:55AM
"There are currently seven billion people alive today and the Population Reference Bureau estimates that about 107 billion people have ever lived."
Who knows how many more will be born, but if you add to this amount the 1/3 in the pre-existence that left with Lucifer, that brings the total in the spirit world to at least 160 billion spirit children for "Heavenly Father." I would expect some of his anatomical parts to be very sore and heaven knows how sick his wives are of bearing his offspring--but that's another story.
Does he know each of our names? Does he know where your car keys are? Does he really care if you touched yourself? Does he know if your particular funeral potatoes and Jello need to be blessed to nourish and strengthen your bodies? Does he actually give a rat's ass about you, Child Number 157,238,472,621? Is he going to make sure you and only you as a Mormon are going to be with your loved ones and nobody else is?
Gives new meaning to the song "I am a Child of God," doesn't it?
Don't you feel special now?
I guess that is why it's so important to Mormons to be God's chosen special ones. With those statistics you can see why it's so important to know the secret handshakes.