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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 03:54PM

If you get your sex robot through your local MLM, can you take it to the temple?

Are sex robots a gift from ghawd, like air conditioning and diet Pepsi, or are they from the devil, like the Kardashians and police radar?

If your sex robot played your favorite song and yelled at uninvited mormons who knocked on your door, would you brag about it here on RfM?

Using the Kevin Bacon six degrees of separation, how close are you to a sex robot?

You are curious, right? But of course, you'd only buy one to read the articles...

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 05:03PM

I saw this headline on the Star magazine..... "I was turned into

a sex robot by my horny boyfriend". Did you read it too? it might

have answered your questions.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2017 05:04PM by saucie.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 05:12PM

Star Magazine? An Astronomical publication?

Mostly I see headlines on Drudge, about sex robots being programmed to kill their masters...

But the narrative seems to be that they exist, they're popular and, unlike some people I could name, they don't talk back!

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 09:09PM

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Star Magazine? An Astronomical publication?
>
> Mostly I see headlines on Drudge, about sex robots
> being programmed to kill their masters...
>
> But the narrative seems to be that they exist,
> they're popular and, unlike some people I could
> name, they don't talk back!


The fact that they don't talk back proves they are robots. People who do talk back are way more interesting and exciting.

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Posted by: badassadam ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 05:33PM

Where do i sign up i definitely need one to answer my door.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 06:55PM

Is the future here yet ? I'm waiting for my sex robot and flying car.

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Posted by: Google ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 11:11PM

Actually, you have to pay $1000 per day to go to Westworld, Spaworld, Medevilworld, or Futureworld to get a sex robot.

Just see your Delos travel agent to book your vacation now.

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Posted by: azsteve ( )
Date: September 24, 2017 12:09AM

Why would you need sex robots in the celestial kingdom? You'll have worlds without end that need populating and also a harem of wives without end that can't do it without you. You better get to it. Some day you'll beg for celebacy. Sorry ladies, you might need a robot when Mr. God isn't around. Aren't you glad you resigned? That celestial kingdom sounds like a strange place when you stop and think about it.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/24/2017 12:12AM by azsteve.

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