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BYU Boner
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Date: November 25, 2017 03:57PM
Yep, it’s that time of the year when I get to spend time with the righteous! My favorite discussion (because 95% on what’s talked about will be THE CHURCH)concerned the new missionary worthiness interviews. After patiently listening to a self-righteous smug bishop provide excuses for dirty old men to question youngsters about all things personal, I finally said, “Given the extreme pressure in our neighborhood for young men to serve missions, don’t you think an ‘unworthy’ young man would just simply lie to you rather than disappoint his parents?” I received a less-than-holy glare in return.
I got up and went over to the conversation centering around trying to figure out who all the hordes of blond-haired kids belonged to. The Unworthy Boner.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/25/2017 04:01PM by BYU Boner.