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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 08:12AM

but instead of being turned into an animal you get "assigned" to someone in the afterlife...

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Posted by: lobsterolls ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 12:07PM

Nope. You just saw the movie and wanted to work it into a conversation on a recovery from mormonism board.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 12:20PM

I have never heard of any other society on this planet aside from Mormonism that decides that everyone will be married -- either on Earth or in the hereafter.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/07/2018 12:22PM by anybody.

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Posted by: sonofthelefthand ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 05:50PM

anybody Wrote:
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> I have never heard of any other society on this
> planet aside from Mormonism that decides that
> everyone will be married -- either on Earth or in
> the hereafter.

If you are a good mormon, but not married you are an angel. Yes, you don't make the highest degree of the CK, but you don't actually have to get married.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 06:37PM

I'd be randomly assigned to be some worthy mans polygamous wife

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Posted by: Josephina ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 06:53PM

Emanuel Swedenborg taught eternal marriage in his 18th century religious philosophy. Joseph Smith ripped the idea from him. There is a Swedenborg church, but it's membership is very small. Most people haven't heard of him.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 10:43PM


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Posted by: Mother Who Knows ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 04:59PM

Mormon women can't get into the highest heaven, unless they have a temple husband to call their fake name. Who has a rule like that?

To add insult to injury, Mormon men expect multiple wives in heaven.

Not only to Mormons mandate marriage--they believe in polygamy!

It was the beginning of the end, socially, in the Mormon cult, when I got divorced.

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Posted by: gemini ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 05:12PM

Evidently, the belief is so ingrained that they won't even let a divorced couple get a temple divorce..."everything will be worked out in the eternities" (as my bishop explained it to me after I divorced my newly out gay husband)

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 05:25PM

Long ago, I remember being asked by a Temple Square missionary, "Don't you want to be married to your husband for eternity?" And I remember thinking to myself, I'm not sure that I want to be married at all.

Obviously a hopeless case. lol

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 10:31PM

These Mormons are so dumb; they don't realize eternity has NO beginning and NO end. In other words, ETERNITY is RIGHT NOW.

They don't think (about [anything] that).

M@t

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 06:19PM

Yes, but you get turned into a pariah instead of an animal.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 10:36PM

More diffiCULT to predict.

Harder to pit others against.

Not as much tithing $$? Fear

M@t

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 08, 2018 09:40AM

I just know I'm going to get a TK smoothie.

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