Posted by:
dirtbikr
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Date: February 07, 2018 09:13AM
Found this in my missionary journal to England south 72-73. Socialism. you have two cows and give one to your neighbor. Communism. you have two cows and give them both to the government Facism. You keep the cows and give the milk to the government ...........And the government gives you part of the milk back. New Idealism. the government shoots one cow, milks the other and ...........pours the milk down the drain. Nazism. The government shoots you takes both cows. Capitalism. You sell one cow and buy a bull. Mormonism. You keep both cows and milk them, giving one tenth to the lord. Feed your family with some, help your neighbor with the rest, and the lord will give you two more cows. There has to be something now to add that would be hilarious, any thoughts?