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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: April 19, 2018 05:29PM
Doomsday Postponed: Jesus To Return "Sometime Between May And December"

"The rapture – when Jesus will appear and save his followers but reject the rest – will occur at some point between May and December of this year."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/apr/19/david-meade-end-of-world-predictions-rapture#img-1

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 19, 2018 05:42PM
I use metric for my apocalyptic prognostications. Much more precise! (n/t)


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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: April 19, 2018 07:41PM
Re: Doomsday Postponed: Jesus To Return "Sometime Between May And December"

Personally I prefer an apocalypse that is supposed to happen within days like the one scheduled for April 23. I find it difficult to maintain excitement for a doomsday that may not happen for eight months or more. After all haven't all the recent end of the world days just been a thrill.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: April 20, 2018 09:24AM
Re: Doomsday Postponed: Jesus To Return "Sometime Between May And December"

General pattern:

My life sucks.
The world sucks.
Jesus needs to come back now!
So he will -- this Monday.
Err, or, in a few months.
Or in a few years.


Or never (not that "Jesus" was even here a first time...)

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 20, 2018 11:32AM
Amazing how long people believe in mythic persons.

Buddha, Zoroaster, Homer, Confusius, Socrates, Lao-Tzu, Hippocrates, Homer, William Tell, "dark matter," cosmic strings...

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 20, 2018 02:16PM
Re: Amazing how long people believe in mythic persons.

How dare you!!!

Dark Matter is real! Dark Matter appeared to me on a Tuesday in November of 1984, when I was about to enter the studio for a rhumba lesson. It stood about 14 stitums high, 9 pshaws wide and probably weighed about 23 skidoos. It was wearing a hand-painted sign that said "Dark Matters!"

20 minutes later I totally aced my rhumba test!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 20, 2018 02:23PM
Is that when you went to the Dark Side, ElderOldDog?

And do they really give you cookies?

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