I did the math - the one page sheet is 1080 square inches. A Costco toilet paper sheet is 18 square inches, so using the same size font you could print the entire Book of Mormon on 60 sheets of toilet paper. On a single roll of toilet paper you could get 7 copies of the BoM. More appropriate, and that would actually be useful. Even Mo's might like that - then they could brag that they get through the BoM every couple of days.