Posted by:
ificouldhietokolob
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Date: September 04, 2018 12:11PM
(church office building employee answers the phone)
"Hello, I'm calling from the campaign of Bernie Sanders. We'd like to invite the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to sing at Mr. Sanders' inauguration ceremony in January."
"I'm sorry, there's no such thing as the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. There used to be, but our prophet told us we couldn't call ourselves Mormon anymore. At first, the thought was to change the name to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints Tabernacle Choir, but that was way to long...so we decided to just use a symbol to represent the group. You know, like that "Prince" guy did a few years ago. Here's the symbol:"
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/01b8aBDkhuM/maxresdefault.jpg"Um, ok, never mind then. Goodbye."