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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: June 13, 2011 04:35PM
Talk About a Mix-Up: Joseph Smith dies and goes to Heaven, while the Pope dies and goes to Hell . . .

After a few days, God gets a call from a complaining Satan, who says:

"We've obviously got a mix-up. The Pope's been sent down here to Hell and is really messing up what would otherwise be a great party. I understand you've got Joseph Smith. How about a swap?"

God sighs with relief and replies:

"It's a deal."

So, the Pope starts levitating up and Joseph Smith starts gravitating down and they pass each other.

Joseph Smith says to the Pope as they momentarily hover in the air:

"Your Holiness! Glad to see you! I bet you're really looking forward to going to Heaven!"

The Pope says:

"Indeed, I am. I have always looked forward to meeting the Virgin Mary."

Joseph Smith replies:

"I'm sorry. You're a day late."



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/13/2011 04:36PM by steve benson.

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Posted by: think4u ( )
Date: June 13, 2011 04:45PM
Re: Talk About a Mix-Up: Joseph Smith dies and goes to Heaven, while the Pope dies and goes to Hell . . .

That's good, that's really good!

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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: June 13, 2011 04:57PM
Haw haw haw!!!! (n/t)


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Posted by: WiserWomanNow ( )
Date: June 13, 2011 04:58PM
Lol! (n/t)


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Posted by: h2 ( )
Date: June 13, 2011 05:01PM
someone tell a kolobian and report back! (n/t)


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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: June 13, 2011 05:33PM
Re: Talk About a Mix-Up: Joseph Smith dies and goes to Heaven, while the Pope dies and goes to Hell . . .

+1. Hang on, *100!

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Posted by: Misfit ( )
Date: June 13, 2011 07:14PM
Yes!! Good one! (n/t)


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