After a few days, God gets a call from a complaining Satan, who says:
"We've obviously got a mix-up. The Pope's been sent down here to Hell and is really messing up what would otherwise be a great party. I understand you've got Joseph Smith. How about a swap?"
God sighs with relief and replies:
"It's a deal."
So, the Pope starts levitating up and Joseph Smith starts gravitating down and they pass each other.
Joseph Smith says to the Pope as they momentarily hover in the air:
"Your Holiness! Glad to see you! I bet you're really looking forward to going to Heaven!"
The Pope says:
"Indeed, I am. I have always looked forward to meeting the Virgin Mary."
Joseph Smith replies:
"I'm sorry. You're a day late."
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/13/2011 04:36PM by steve benson.