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Posted by: Golden J Kimball ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 12:45AM

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 01:52AM

My experience is that exmormons are often exceedingly funny people.

My impression of Mormons is that most are not funny--and the ones who are, are good candidates for future exmormonhood.

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 01:59AM

found some clues that led him to a site in Peru, where he did some digging and discovered the "Book of Nitrous Oxide". Alongside the Book of Nitrous Oxide, he also found the Book of Helium. Soon thereafter he began talking in a high-pitched voice with great comedic effect.

And that's how Mormons became the funny people that they are today.

Don't bother fact-checking. You won't find anything about the above historical facts in any official history. The Books of Nitrous Oxide and Helium are safely tucked away in a vault. But their effects are still felt.

The only explanation given for the funniness in official histories will refer you to conventional theories about the goofy temple handshakes, the absurdly obvious horniness of the prophet Joseph Smith and some silly story about translating ancient records using a brown turd-shaped stone that would glow with words. All very funny, no doubt. But not the complete explanation.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 10:15AM

I just wish they would have also put the Book of Hydrogen Sulphide in the vault as well. Just not funny.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 10:59AM

If was all fun and games until someone found the Book of SF6 and starting talking like God. The voice turned out to be very handy for influencing church leaders going through the temple.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/04/2019 11:02AM by babyloncansuckit.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 09:41AM

Funny Ha Ha or Funny Strange?

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Posted by: montanadude ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 09:59AM

Remember, loud laughter is a direct invitation for satan to enter your soul. Be careful!

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: April 05, 2019 06:23AM

I didn't want to be guilty of loud laughter. I just wouldn't do it, no matter how hard Satan tempted me. No loud laughter for me. Maybe a loud guffaw now and again, but no loud laughter.

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Posted by: Ted ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 10:04AM

If by "funny" you mean bat sh*t crazy. They are hilarious.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 10:34AM

Now I'm trying to think how funny would it be to see a Comedy Central Roast of Russ as the guest of honor with Oaks as the Master of Ceremonies and all the apostles and Wendy ready to take their turn at the podium to crack everyone up with their clever put-downs.

I will believe Mormons are funny people when Lisa Lampanelli plays the Celestial Room.

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 11:12AM

Everyone else might think they look silly but mormons assume they look Godly and reverent. They strut about and talk in a self important tone even though they're not all that impressive because it's all show.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 12:55PM

Many are dentists. Maybe the ones you know have easy access to laughing gas?

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Posted by: bettydee ( )
Date: April 04, 2019 11:35PM

Inhaling the helium in balloons .

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: April 05, 2019 03:45AM

I hope that you are not implying that MORmONS are weird !

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