OK ~

so ~

you chilling in the hot tub with your exmo chick ~


an on your 69" inch Samsung™ flat screen ~

you got www.exmormon.org on display ~

which you control with your water-proof mouse clicker thingy ~

that is how to impress exmo chicks ~


in b 4 ~ in b 4 ~


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ya bae ~


an you can read it out loud ~

Very appealing, Ziller. Just remember no garments! (even if they do look like swimsuits from 1910)

p.s. Girls don't care about the size of the screen.

in b 4 ~ laperla will care about the size of ziller's screen b 4 it is all over ~


yep ~


an hey ~


to you kiss-less virgin exmos ~


plz stay the f*ck out of this thred ~


thx ~

I'm impressed by the fish!

How many chicks, what’s the beverage of choice, and are they topless?

The drinks, you dirty dog. I don’t want any spills.

ya ~


all bikini tops fly from the main mast ~

>you chilling in the hot tub with your exmo chick ~

That’s not enough?

>which you control with your water-proof mouse clicker thingy

Why not let them control the thingy? ;)

Tops get thrown on a shrub or tree and then you call it a “Bikini palm!”

A guy whose name I made up, Phun Bung Sook, left Korea to come to America because he heard that girls just want to have Phun. It didn't always work, but walking up to a girl at a bar, holding out his Korean passport and asking, "Hey, you want to have Phun?" was a heck of an ice breaker.